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How many oil tankers can the U.S. seize before we admit that we're the pirates?
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Im convinced that a lot of the spam I get is from AT&T selling my personal information. Can anybody else confirm or comment on this?
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt exudes major “sorority girl” energy.
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If Elon Musk ever does become the world's first trillionaire, it will likely be as a result of the heist he pulled inside the federal government via the DOGE.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Musk becomes first person ever to see wealth top $500bn
The rise has been driven by a sharp increase in the value of his electric car company Tesla.
www.bbc.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Matt McCool sounds like the name a fourth-grader would give to the hero in his espionage-themed short story. So of course he’s the head of the Secret Service NY Field Office.

apple.news/A6qvfNjCkTea...
Secret Service agents dismantle network that could shut down New York cellphone system — NBC News
Agents discovered electronic devices in five locations in and around the city that could be used to disable cellphone towers. The system could also be used for criminal activites.
apple.news
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Are we still looking for “waste, fraud, and abuse” in the federal government? Because I suspect that Trump, Musk, DOGE, and the Republicans have created most of it.

www.theatlantic.com/health/2025/...
The HHS Officials Being Paid Six Figures to Do Nothing
The Trump administration hasn’t fired them but won’t let them do their jobs.
www.theatlantic.com
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If vaccinations are no longer mandatory, will their cost still be covered by health insurers?
September 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Im going on the record here to express my concerns about Apple moving iPhone 17 production to India. The Chinese know manufacturing. In many arenas, their craftsmanship is unmatched.

www.phonearena.com/news/apple-j...
Apple just made a huge move with the iPhone 17 – and you'll feel the impact next month
For the first time ever, Apple is making all iPhone 17 models in India, a shift that could reshape launch day stock and mark the start of a new production era.
www.phonearena.com
August 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is this the closest approximation we could get to having gladiators fighting lions in the Coliseum?

www.espn.com/mma/story/_/...
White: UFC fight at White House 'going to happen'
UFC CEO Dana White said a fight night at the White House on the Fourth of July next year is "absolutely going to happen."
www.espn.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What’s up with the kids wearing hoodies year round? Is that just an Atlanta thing? It’s 97 degrees F outside right now.
June 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
CONSERVATIVES ON MILITARY BASES NAMED AFTER CONFEDERATE OFFICERS:
“We have to respect tradition. History is so important.”

CONSERVATIVES ON THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN:
“We’re paving it over and installing valet parking.”

l.smartnews.com/p-lWBR3Gq/FC...
Trump bulldozes White House Rose Garden to start paving over it, outraging critics (The Daily Dot)
President Donald Trump is replacing the White House's historical Rose Garden grass with pavement, and critics on social media aren't holding back criticism....
l.smartnews.com
June 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Y’know who does *not* think that climate change is a hoax?

Your insurance company.
April 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🤔 Who decided that the snooze time on an alarm clock should be nine minutes?
April 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Prediction:

The real danger of President Trump's insane tariffs is that the rest of the world -- now unable to rely on the stability of the U.S. -- will move on and form coalitions without us.

For better of for worse, U.S. influence in global affairs will be greatly diminished.
April 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Politics might be the only discipline in which what you say matters more than what you do.
March 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
How many military transports / airplanes loaded with undocumented immigrants has the United States shipped to Europe?

What about Australia?

Canada?
February 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So let me get this straight...

The team that is always complaining about unelected government bureaucrats are cheering that the world's richest man -- unelected and accountable to no one -- is now in control of the federal government's payment systems?

Republicans have become the Party of stupid.
February 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Voters thought they were hiring someone to renovate the house of government.

President Don Trump showed up to the work site with TNT and a wrecking ball.
January 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
🤔 I’m not a lawyer, but can the President just issue an Executive Order to override a law passed by Congress and a prior Executive?

apple.news/A7fncHD7sQya...
TikTok Restoring Service for U.S. Users, After Trump Signals He Will Save It — The Wall Street Journal
President-elect says he will issue an executive order; app says it will work on a long-term solution with incoming administration
apple.news
January 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I had wondered whether last-minute shopping would be in decline in the era of online shopping, but I can confirm that malls are still crowded on Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
All the punditry on why Harris-Walz lost the election overlooks the simplest and most obvious explanation:

Misogyny. America does not want a woman as president.

And they're even less interested in having a non-white woman as president.
November 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
😄 I like the looks of confusion I get when I change the cliche to “At the end of the fiscal quarter…”
October 30, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Some random thoughts about modern-day chivalry.

youtu.be/EdFa4VNWEXk
Chivalry
YouTube video by the.ksmm
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October 7, 2024 at 4:04 AM