He'd definitely win at Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

We should keep the export tariffs going and use the proceeds to move trade away from the US. We can call them Diversification of Economic Infrastructure Taxes, or DEI Tax for short.

"We don't need your energy!"
"How dare you hurt innocent Americans by raising the price of energy!"
*increases the price of energy even more*

You can't have it both ways you orange slob. If our taxes hurt Americans, yours don't? Are we not hurt also? Or are we lesser people who just don't matter?

This interaction was difficult to watch, but in the aftermath I've gone from feeling mostly dread to a glimmer of hope. Mostly because it seems to be shocking people out of complacency and denial.

Honestly I think the main thing I'm going to feel is a dip in my retirement savings from the market taking a beating. But this shall pass long before I retire.