Julie Burton
@ksujulie.bsky.social
Mom. Writer. Bacon-hater - please don’t drop me as a friend.
Friendly reminder that any babies conceived on Valentine's Day will have a Thanksgiving birthday and 44 years of not choosing dinner.
February 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Friendly reminder that any babies conceived on Valentine's Day will have a Thanksgiving birthday and 44 years of not choosing dinner.
[Scraping melted cheese off the counter]
Me: GIRLS! IF YOU SPILL, CLEAN. IT. UP. YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEANING FAIRY!
10: Kinda looks like we do though.
Me: GET OUT.
Me: GIRLS! IF YOU SPILL, CLEAN. IT. UP. YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEANING FAIRY!
10: Kinda looks like we do though.
Me: GET OUT.
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
[Scraping melted cheese off the counter]
Me: GIRLS! IF YOU SPILL, CLEAN. IT. UP. YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEANING FAIRY!
10: Kinda looks like we do though.
Me: GET OUT.
Me: GIRLS! IF YOU SPILL, CLEAN. IT. UP. YOU DON'T HAVE A CLEANING FAIRY!
10: Kinda looks like we do though.
Me: GET OUT.
If you ever start your story with “sorry for the TMI…” I will never ask for an apology and I want all the details.
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you ever start your story with “sorry for the TMI…” I will never ask for an apology and I want all the details.