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Kyle Sydness
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if this post gets 5 likes I’ll delete my twitter account and officially commit to Bluesky
Wait Ryan Seacrest is hosting wheel of fortune now? Is he just a temporary substitute or is that like a permanent thing?
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Unknowingly celebrated the 10th anniversary of when I first saw Hot Fuzz
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I feel like I can do a good Vincent Price impression, but I think the only people I know who would get it are my parents
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There Will Be Blood, but Daniel Plainview is a Muppet, and is the ONLY Muppet in the movie
October 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Forget hooptober. I do Schlocktober
October 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got back from my run only to find out my apt’s water was shut off for what they estimated would be a 30-60 minute repair. That was 2-1/2 hours ago.

Man, I just wanna shower
September 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Anyone ever shorten cigarette to “garett?”

“yo, could I bum a garett?”
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Meme historians are definitely going to be a thing in the future
September 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Tim Meadows should be in way more stuff
August 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
just saw a dude walking his ferret
August 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
when was bored in school, sometimes when I noticed a classmate saying “like” or some other filler word a lot, I’d start keeping tally of how many times they said it in my notebook
July 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why is this worth a news alert?
June 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
thinking about writing a letter to a friend as a bit
June 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I wonder if often he gets confused for Jon Hamm
June 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
my last egg
May 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Today might be a wine day for me. Wait…

Wine day…

Wednesday…

WINESDAY

Did I just come up with a genius idea that no one has ever thought of before?
May 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
eating natural colored eggs and ham together feels kinda wrong
May 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
so those morons finally realized the name was stupid
May 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thinking about starting a long running bit this year where I’m a variation of Spider-man every Halloween
April 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My favorite thing about the Coen Brothers is that they’ll write the dumbest, most goofy characters in the funniest situations, and the cinematography is the best looking work of art that year.
March 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Brushing my teeth and chugging orange juice to feel something
March 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Some day I’m gonna give an honest answer when an unsuspecting victim asks how I’m doing…
March 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Every once in a while I get some spam notification on snapchat. Haven’t had an actual message on there in over a year and I contemplate deleting it all the time. Idk why I can’t bring myself to do it
March 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I wonder if airlines stopped including free meals because everyone made fun of airplane food
February 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Patrick Mahomeless
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM