Katie
@ktbobaytee.bsky.social
Don't worry, I can be angry about lots of things at the same time.
I had to do an analysis once on customer cancellations. Whoever built the cancel webform used a dropdown that said pick a reason, if someone didn't actually click and and pick something the reason was logged as "pick a reason."
64% of customers said they cancelled for pick a reason.
64% of customers said they cancelled for pick a reason.
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I had to do an analysis once on customer cancellations. Whoever built the cancel webform used a dropdown that said pick a reason, if someone didn't actually click and and pick something the reason was logged as "pick a reason."
64% of customers said they cancelled for pick a reason.
64% of customers said they cancelled for pick a reason.
I thought he'd increased it to 9. Did one of his imaginary peace treaties break down and turn back into an imaginary war?
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I thought he'd increased it to 9. Did one of his imaginary peace treaties break down and turn back into an imaginary war?
I think chances are good somebody got real worked up over everyone abandoning a font with Roman in the name and we ended up here.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think chances are good somebody got real worked up over everyone abandoning a font with Roman in the name and we ended up here.
Calibri was Microsoft's default font, which is why everything is set to Calibri. Now it's Aptos. So somebody is going to have to update the default font any time a Microsoft product is installed.
So much efficiency.
So much efficiency.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Calibri was Microsoft's default font, which is why everything is set to Calibri. Now it's Aptos. So somebody is going to have to update the default font any time a Microsoft product is installed.
So much efficiency.
So much efficiency.
One of the more common reasons for the bond market to go up is investors anticipating an economic slowdown/market crash. Guessing Bessent assumes this audience doesn't understand that.
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
One of the more common reasons for the bond market to go up is investors anticipating an economic slowdown/market crash. Guessing Bessent assumes this audience doesn't understand that.
Is he high? Because that's an idea that could only make sense if you were high.
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is he high? Because that's an idea that could only make sense if you were high.
Her process is great too. She identifies potential recipients, often by seeking referrals from past recipients, does a thorough independent vetting, and THEN they hear from her. No application process to game, no hoops to jump through, no inside track.
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Her process is great too. She identifies potential recipients, often by seeking referrals from past recipients, does a thorough independent vetting, and THEN they hear from her. No application process to game, no hoops to jump through, no inside track.
When were living in a 3rd floor apartment my husband wanted to "take out" large/heavy trash by throwing it out the window, insisting it would land harmlessly, and hilariously, in the fenced area next to our building. I lived in fear he'd go rogue and do it when I was out of town.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When were living in a 3rd floor apartment my husband wanted to "take out" large/heavy trash by throwing it out the window, insisting it would land harmlessly, and hilariously, in the fenced area next to our building. I lived in fear he'd go rogue and do it when I was out of town.
Numerous travelers at whatever airport today expressed concern after seeing the Secretary of Health and Human Services, unusually florid even in normal circumstances, turn an alarming shade of red while inexplicably attempting to do a chin-up in the middle of the terminal...
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Numerous travelers at whatever airport today expressed concern after seeing the Secretary of Health and Human Services, unusually florid even in normal circumstances, turn an alarming shade of red while inexplicably attempting to do a chin-up in the middle of the terminal...
I hope hell is real and Sean Duffy's is an eternity stuck wearing a suit and tie in the middle-seat of a coach flight, between two guys fragrant from spending their pre-flight time doing chin-ups. His entertainment system is broken and one of the guys is eating boiled eggs.
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I hope hell is real and Sean Duffy's is an eternity stuck wearing a suit and tie in the middle-seat of a coach flight, between two guys fragrant from spending their pre-flight time doing chin-ups. His entertainment system is broken and one of the guys is eating boiled eggs.
How many of Kent's hits were because he batted after Bonds and pitchers didn't want to walk two guys in a row?
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
How many of Kent's hits were because he batted after Bonds and pitchers didn't want to walk two guys in a row?
I wouldn't go with belittling and condescension if I were trying to tamp down a burgeoning revolt. Looking forward to see how that goes for him.
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wouldn't go with belittling and condescension if I were trying to tamp down a burgeoning revolt. Looking forward to see how that goes for him.
I've been laughing at her outfit all day. Is she trying to look like a barrister hoping people will take her seriously? Please let someone convince her she needs to adopt the wee wig too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've been laughing at her outfit all day. Is she trying to look like a barrister hoping people will take her seriously? Please let someone convince her she needs to adopt the wee wig too.
I won't speak to them directly or make eye contact with them lest I have to involve my son, of course. But the women are very valuable, doing great work. Just the other day I mentioned that one of them is probably capable of making a turkey.
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I won't speak to them directly or make eye contact with them lest I have to involve my son, of course. But the women are very valuable, doing great work. Just the other day I mentioned that one of them is probably capable of making a turkey.
I saw an interview once that was like "a year ago XYZ became an overnight multi-millionaire when he sold his company, what do his days look like now?" and what they looked like a wake & bake and then fucking off. And that man has been my hero ever since.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I saw an interview once that was like "a year ago XYZ became an overnight multi-millionaire when he sold his company, what do his days look like now?" and what they looked like a wake & bake and then fucking off. And that man has been my hero ever since.
This reads like Kash boasting about how much better this admin is doing WRT committing crimes against children and that they're pushing trafficking orgs out of their territory.
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This reads like Kash boasting about how much better this admin is doing WRT committing crimes against children and that they're pushing trafficking orgs out of their territory.
How dare you question the brilliant strategy of
1) cede all fights
2) compliment your enemy
3) ???
4) victory
1) cede all fights
2) compliment your enemy
3) ???
4) victory
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How dare you question the brilliant strategy of
1) cede all fights
2) compliment your enemy
3) ???
4) victory
1) cede all fights
2) compliment your enemy
3) ???
4) victory
There's another universe where Kash Patel's prosecution will be announced by an AG pointing at a screen as a video of this plays.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There's another universe where Kash Patel's prosecution will be announced by an AG pointing at a screen as a video of this plays.
I hope it's funnier than the town quickly being overrun by bears, wild dogs, untreated sewage, or a Tongan invasion. Because those have all been done.
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hope it's funnier than the town quickly being overrun by bears, wild dogs, untreated sewage, or a Tongan invasion. Because those have all been done.
Not your top priority though. Your priorities are voting for his nominees and begging me for cash so you can (not) fight his agenda.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not your top priority though. Your priorities are voting for his nominees and begging me for cash so you can (not) fight his agenda.
That they wouldn't blame them entirely is an indictment of your industry.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That they wouldn't blame them entirely is an indictment of your industry.
Is using eugenics to get a smarter baby good, or even possible? In this unnecessarily long thread I'll display a lack of critical thinking skills that would have landed me in the cull bin if it were.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is using eugenics to get a smarter baby good, or even possible? In this unnecessarily long thread I'll display a lack of critical thinking skills that would have landed me in the cull bin if it were.
