Keith
@kthschfld.bsky.social
So you have! I turn my back for two minutes and look at you! 😱
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
So you have! I turn my back for two minutes and look at you! 😱
Yay! That’s super impressive 👏
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Yay! That’s super impressive 👏
Looks like it. Soz.
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December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Looks like it. Soz.
You need to try harder, G-Dawg. Otherwise I’m not sure we can be friends. I can’t keep carrying you.
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You need to try harder, G-Dawg. Otherwise I’m not sure we can be friends. I can’t keep carrying you.
Looks delicious.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Looks delicious.
And my expiry date, and the last three numbers on the back of the card too, right? I won’t be conned so easily, Aye. Not me. Nah ah.
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December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
And my expiry date, and the last three numbers on the back of the card too, right? I won’t be conned so easily, Aye. Not me. Nah ah.
J’approve. Only 21 here though 💅
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
J’approve. Only 21 here though 💅
My liver says yes.. 😳
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My liver says yes.. 😳
I’ve got two brown blobs, I can’t think who they’d be 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’ve got two brown blobs, I can’t think who they’d be 🤔
Oh he’s getting good at this! The rest of the week looks wet so I’ve firmly hung up my running shoesies until it’s dry again.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh he’s getting good at this! The rest of the week looks wet so I’ve firmly hung up my running shoesies until it’s dry again.
I had to take myself off Twitter in 2016 as I felt massively over exposed to doom scrolling with Brexit and then Trump 🤦♀️😫
I moderate my news consumption now, and stick to the FT as my main source. It makes office chit chat a bit dry, but I’m ok with that 😆
I moderate my news consumption now, and stick to the FT as my main source. It makes office chit chat a bit dry, but I’m ok with that 😆
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I had to take myself off Twitter in 2016 as I felt massively over exposed to doom scrolling with Brexit and then Trump 🤦♀️😫
I moderate my news consumption now, and stick to the FT as my main source. It makes office chit chat a bit dry, but I’m ok with that 😆
I moderate my news consumption now, and stick to the FT as my main source. It makes office chit chat a bit dry, but I’m ok with that 😆
Slacker! Top 0.01% here 💅😝
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Slacker! Top 0.01% here 💅😝
Yesss! I’m going to make a more concerted effort to say Cris instead of just calling you the “ooft hard head”, it’s clearly messed with the algo.
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Yesss! I’m going to make a more concerted effort to say Cris instead of just calling you the “ooft hard head”, it’s clearly messed with the algo.
Yay! Welcome to the house of fun!
I’m not sure I’m any more ept to be fair… 😆
I’m not sure I’m any more ept to be fair… 😆
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Yay! Welcome to the house of fun!
I’m not sure I’m any more ept to be fair… 😆
I’m not sure I’m any more ept to be fair… 😆
Jawol! Will sort one next time 😆
And thaaanks! 🥰
And thaaanks! 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Jawol! Will sort one next time 😆
And thaaanks! 🥰
And thaaanks! 🥰
I, err..
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December 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I, err..
I’ll post a picture of them next time! 😆
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I’ll post a picture of them next time! 😆
You bet! It looks to be the last dry morning for a while, so I’m glad to have gone out!
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You bet! It looks to be the last dry morning for a while, so I’m glad to have gone out!
Barely! Which must explains the haphazard way I move my limbs… 🫣
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Barely! Which must explains the haphazard way I move my limbs… 🫣