Dear Bluesky! I just annihilated a little bitch! You’re algorithm has prevented me capitalizing on this! Please include personal interactions as high on the algorithm so I can own this bitch for eternity
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dear Bluesky! I just annihilated a little bitch! You’re algorithm has prevented me capitalizing on this! Please include personal interactions as high on the algorithm so I can own this bitch for eternity
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
January 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
Josh Allen is Ender Wiggin! He’s going to end the Chiefs!
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Josh Allen is Ender Wiggin! He’s going to end the Chiefs!
Josh Allen!
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January 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Josh Allen!
Josh Allen is Ender Wiggin. He’s gonna slay the Giant!
January 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Josh Allen is Ender Wiggin. He’s gonna slay the Giant!
Glass!? Who gives a shit about glass!
December 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Glass!? Who gives a shit about glass!
Dear bluesky! Tweak your algorithm so I see the most recent posts first! Smallish ask
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Dear bluesky! Tweak your algorithm so I see the most recent posts first! Smallish ask
Elon Musk is an invasive species! You can take the Apartheid Boy out of South Africa! You can’t take the Apartheid out of the South African boy!
December 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Elon Musk is an invasive species! You can take the Apartheid Boy out of South Africa! You can’t take the Apartheid out of the South African boy!
Ordered Pizza and Wing for the family gathering! Buying carrrots and celery tomorrow to funnel blue cheese into this pie hole!
December 23, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Ordered Pizza and Wing for the family gathering! Buying carrrots and celery tomorrow to funnel blue cheese into this pie hole!
Watching the Big Green on Disney plus+
December 21, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Watching the Big Green on Disney plus+
Pimp your Master’s Thesis! I successfully argued that the Basin and Range impingement upon the Southern Cascades began about 2.5 million years ago! This is the only time that I knew more than 7 billion people!
December 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Pimp your Master’s Thesis! I successfully argued that the Basin and Range impingement upon the Southern Cascades began about 2.5 million years ago! This is the only time that I knew more than 7 billion people!
Yoda would have won his fight with Sidious if he had more mass!
December 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Yoda would have won his fight with Sidious if he had more mass!
How much of your knowledge and appreciation for Opera comes from Looney Tunes!?
December 12, 2024 at 4:01 AM
How much of your knowledge and appreciation for Opera comes from Looney Tunes!?
Bills 5 peat as AFC East Division Champions! Insert aaron Rodgers gif!
December 2, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Bills 5 peat as AFC East Division Champions! Insert aaron Rodgers gif!
Anybody got a handle on NYSLSS! As a scientist, it recreates what a scientist does! And that’s great! As a teacher it leaves out the part where failure is inherent to the process and should be celebrated and not punished! #edbluesky
December 1, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Anybody got a handle on NYSLSS! As a scientist, it recreates what a scientist does! And that’s great! As a teacher it leaves out the part where failure is inherent to the process and should be celebrated and not punished! #edbluesky
Dear #bluesky I just completed the AI version of two truths and a lie! 1)Give me more official NHL hockey accounts. 2) Prioritize breaking news over the algorithm! I joined Twitter in 2011 because I got the sports updates I cared about!
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Dear #bluesky I just completed the AI version of two truths and a lie! 1)Give me more official NHL hockey accounts. 2) Prioritize breaking news over the algorithm! I joined Twitter in 2011 because I got the sports updates I cared about!
Trump is a dumbass! He managed to tank the economy before he even returned to power! Maybe the multifailied “businessman” shouldn’t be in charge of your retirement!
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Trump is a dumbass! He managed to tank the economy before he even returned to power! Maybe the multifailied “businessman” shouldn’t be in charge of your retirement!