loved moving around this boi 🫡🫶🏻

a person who just lounges in a cup. That’s it. That’s their character.

And the pencil will come back to the apartment, look at me with sad eyes, and say “it’s not you, it’s me.” And I’ll watch as it packs up its things and leaves to fly to Thailand to find itself.

and the therapist is gonna say to it listen man, you could be the best no. 2 pencil in the world, but sometimes things just aren’t working.

But then I realized writing a check with a pencil might not be a good idea, so I went over it with a pen, and I could just feel the pencil looking at me with betrayal and how it’s gonna go and bawl over it to it’s therapist

sammie I hope one day you too will experience this moment of tranquility where ppl fart silently together and it DOESN’T SMELL

smth smth falling down the stairs with circus music 😌🙏🏼

DID SOMEBODY SAY THE PINK FROSTED SPRINKLED DONUT??

NANANANAAA NANAAA NAAAA NANANANAAA NANAAAAAAA

wait till u hear what’s i think about mashed potatoes 😔🙏🏼