3 pitches. 3 homers. good LORD
March 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
3 pitches. 3 homers. good LORD
tourist trap: people love it as a rough/quirky progenitor of the slasher genre, but outside of a few fun moments it was mostly a drag for me
October 30, 2024 at 4:22 PM
tourist trap: people love it as a rough/quirky progenitor of the slasher genre, but outside of a few fun moments it was mostly a drag for me
ghostwatch: this was cool! an orson wells-style halloween broadcast for the bbc in the 90s. entertaining and (mostly) plausible throughout. genuinely spooky at times!
October 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
ghostwatch: this was cool! an orson wells-style halloween broadcast for the bbc in the 90s. entertaining and (mostly) plausible throughout. genuinely spooky at times!
society: holy shit. lmao. lmfao. what a payoff the most insane practical effects you will ever see
October 30, 2024 at 4:04 PM
society: holy shit. lmao. lmfao. what a payoff the most insane practical effects you will ever see
maxxxine: not necessarily a "good" movie, but competent and fun enough
October 22, 2024 at 8:00 PM
maxxxine: not necessarily a "good" movie, but competent and fun enough
christine: police offer harry dean stanton so readily accepts that the car was alive and evil, you gotta wonder if the kids wish they looped him in on the situation earlier
October 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
christine: police offer harry dean stanton so readily accepts that the car was alive and evil, you gotta wonder if the kids wish they looped him in on the situation earlier
the cleansing hour: you know what? sure, why not. the gag at the end is funny
October 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM
the cleansing hour: you know what? sure, why not. the gag at the end is funny
longlegs: echoes of silence of the lambs and zodiac. moody, suspenseful, scary. but what really makes this movie shine are the laughs. longlegs, you are the living end!
October 14, 2024 at 1:26 PM
longlegs: echoes of silence of the lambs and zodiac. moody, suspenseful, scary. but what really makes this movie shine are the laughs. longlegs, you are the living end!
v/h/s/beyond: incredibly frustrating anchor narrative. impossible to tell when the individual tapes started and all led to a dud climax
October 12, 2024 at 1:17 PM
v/h/s/beyond: incredibly frustrating anchor narrative. impossible to tell when the individual tapes started and all led to a dud climax
the witches: every good children's story draws from a well of grief and stirs in at least a few moments of overt violence. fear makes the adventure real. great makeup and effects in this!
October 11, 2024 at 8:00 PM
the witches: every good children's story draws from a well of grief and stirs in at least a few moments of overt violence. fear makes the adventure real. great makeup and effects in this!
onibaba: stunning. three characters, a field of grass, a psychosphere of violence, sex, dispossession, cynicism, isolation, and fear
its wounded heart beats in other movies i love. a field in england, the vvitch, and come and see come to mind first
its wounded heart beats in other movies i love. a field in england, the vvitch, and come and see come to mind first
October 7, 2024 at 12:11 AM
onibaba: stunning. three characters, a field of grass, a psychosphere of violence, sex, dispossession, cynicism, isolation, and fear
its wounded heart beats in other movies i love. a field in england, the vvitch, and come and see come to mind first
its wounded heart beats in other movies i love. a field in england, the vvitch, and come and see come to mind first
crimes of the future (1970): cool concept, but not much of a movie. skip ahead to the 2022 film
October 5, 2024 at 2:20 PM
crimes of the future (1970): cool concept, but not much of a movie. skip ahead to the 2022 film
sabrina the teenage witch: needed salem's voice actor from the tv show. we want the funny salem!
October 5, 2024 at 1:34 PM
sabrina the teenage witch: needed salem's voice actor from the tv show. we want the funny salem!
encounters of the spooky kind: creepy kung fu cuckoldry! good atmosphere, good choreography, good laughs, and an absolutely absurd ending
October 4, 2024 at 2:28 PM
encounters of the spooky kind: creepy kung fu cuckoldry! good atmosphere, good choreography, good laughs, and an absolutely absurd ending
campus straddles the city limit. the football stadium is in boston
October 3, 2024 at 9:06 PM
campus straddles the city limit. the football stadium is in boston
ready or not: you're next with a splash of jumanji mixed in. a tight, silly story. what's not to like?
October 2, 2024 at 1:08 AM
ready or not: you're next with a splash of jumanji mixed in. a tight, silly story. what's not to like?
we are BACK. soft launching this year's ominous october ouvre early with army of darkness
not as good as evil dead 2, much better than the battle of winterfell. highlight for me was a skeleton exploding and guts spraying everywhere. do skeletons have guts? this franchise answers, "shut up, loser!"
not as good as evil dead 2, much better than the battle of winterfell. highlight for me was a skeleton exploding and guts spraying everywhere. do skeletons have guts? this franchise answers, "shut up, loser!"
September 30, 2024 at 4:35 PM
we are BACK. soft launching this year's ominous october ouvre early with army of darkness
not as good as evil dead 2, much better than the battle of winterfell. highlight for me was a skeleton exploding and guts spraying everywhere. do skeletons have guts? this franchise answers, "shut up, loser!"
not as good as evil dead 2, much better than the battle of winterfell. highlight for me was a skeleton exploding and guts spraying everywhere. do skeletons have guts? this franchise answers, "shut up, loser!"
president davidson of course
February 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
president davidson of course
critters: its what it says it is! low rent creature feature. good clean fun
November 1, 2023 at 2:17 PM
critters: its what it says it is! low rent creature feature. good clean fun
where evil lurks: tremendously bad. so self-serious, yet almost every single thing that happens is hilarious. insufferable characters (protagonist is one of the all time worsts). goofy ass kills. also has a very strange view of autism
October 30, 2023 at 11:54 PM
where evil lurks: tremendously bad. so self-serious, yet almost every single thing that happens is hilarious. insufferable characters (protagonist is one of the all time worsts). goofy ass kills. also has a very strange view of autism
the gate: miketober recommendation. good kids horror movie. when it gets going it goes pretty hard! there is something very unsettling about claymation to me, and this one is claymation heavy
October 30, 2023 at 4:10 PM
the gate: miketober recommendation. good kids horror movie. when it gets going it goes pretty hard! there is something very unsettling about claymation to me, and this one is claymation heavy