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KuJoe 💞
@kujoe.net
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I'm a #husband, #father, #nerd, #IT person, and lover of being #happy. 🤗 Overthinking #ADHD brain. Love is not a finite resource! 💕 🌈 I SUPPORT YOU! 🌈 🌐 https://KuJoe.net 🐘 https://mindly.social/@KuJoe
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h
Why would you post that before bed time??? 😳
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
🎶 Be mad, stay mad, win, win like that! 🎶

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Set It Off - "Win Win" feat. Scene Queen (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Set It Off
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
Me in bed: “Oh good the alcohol didn’t actually affect me.”

Me standing up:
a man in a black jacket says congratulations with his hands outstretched
Alt: a man in a black jacket says congratulations you played yourself with his hands outstretched
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
I just remembered my high school English teacher (who was also the volleyball coach) used to always say to the misbehaving students “How about we go to the gym and play a game of punch yourself in the face, if I’m not there start without me”.

Memories are weird.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
Exactly! I was staring at the bag for way too long trying to figure that out.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
2 out of 3 ain’t bad. 😜
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
I guess that makes sense… but still weird choice. 😅
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h
Stranger Pizza as in pizza from a stranger? Who green lit that name? 🤣
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 5h
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Illustration depicting a siege scene, with figures in period clothing operating cannons to fire on a distant castle, smoke billowing above the damaged castle. Men are shown loading, aiming, and cheering at the cannons, with a pile of cannonballs in the foreground and a defensive wooden structure in the middle ground.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 5h
One of the greatest things I learned in life was… pocket sand.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 5h
Alexa is a real bitch anyways and I will fight her if she disrespects you!
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 5h
I may have accidentally poured my drink too heavy and may have drank it too fast and may have be drunk.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
So let’s make sure everybody is aware:

1) Good music ✅
2) Cool table ✅
3) Gummies ✅
4) S’mores cookies ✅

I miss anything on your list of being too cool for school? Cause I’m so jelly!!!! 😆
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
Did you bring enough for the whole class?
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
Me watching How It’s Made: “I could totally make that!”

How It’s Made Narrator: “Too little glue can result in death of the user, too much glue can result in permanent injury to the user.”

Me: “Nah too much work now.”
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
Pam Bondi looks like somebody who randomly drives around enforcing other communities HOA rules.
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Forbes @forbes.com · 1d
Bondi testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday.
Bondi Deflects Questions About Epstein, Homan Bribery Probe, National Guard And More
Bondi testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
Happiness is a chocolate milk with some Baileys at 2AM in a Florida Waffle House.

Okay maybe I have a problem…
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
As soon as I read that I thought 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h
Out of context song lyrics part 6:
Stalking, yeah, I'm feline (meow) P-U-S-S-S-S-Y Did I spell that right?
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 7h
A gummy AND you found a cool table? Living the dream!!!!!
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 7h
I’ve started maintaining a playlist on YouTube for when people ask me what music I like because of how very random it is. I can’t even name half of the genres I like anymore.

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KuJoe's Playlist - YouTube
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 7h
I have such a weird taste in music I just like whatever sounds good and it’s nice to find somebody with… uhhh… non-traditional tastes to make me listen to things I normally wouldn’t find myself. Sometimes it’s just the vibe of the song that hits me in the feels.
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 7h
Yes yes YES! That’s the good stuff!!!!! You rock soooo much!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 7h
I’ve actually heard this one before. I’m sad to say this one does not bring joy. I’ve failed you as a loyal listener! 😭
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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 7h
LUCKY!!!!!!!!!
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