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Reading A Christmas Carol. Scrooge is described in great detail while Bob Cratchit is only described as having a white scarf. It’s kinda like how Edward is described in great detail while Bella is barely described at all so you can self insert into the fantasy of being crushed by capitalism.

Last minute costume idea: Edward Snowdenhands. Like Edward Scissorhands but with glasses and instead of scissor blades it’s USB sticks.

Can impossible burger make a burger that tastes like people? I’d buy that. It would solve so many problems.

Does this make sense or did I just make roboslop

Ok but there must have been a point where while the titanic was sinking it got a little bit boring and people started pulling out their phones to play games or whatever

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