Pinned
Most people aren't MacReady for me
It's hard to know that it's hard to know whether he's hard to know
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 AM
It's hard to know that it's hard to know whether he's hard to know
Ever see anyone try to pull a smooth move and just end up eating shit?
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Ever see anyone try to pull a smooth move and just end up eating shit?
Let's not try to have a real conversation right now, I said to myself
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Let's not try to have a real conversation right now, I said to myself
Chicken grid
January 30, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Chicken grid
Oliver Socksoff
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Oliver Socksoff
I want to have a dream where I'm a ski jumper
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I want to have a dream where I'm a ski jumper
Most people aren't MacReady for me
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Most people aren't MacReady for me
I'm boinking the milkman
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I'm boinking the milkman
Sarcastic context
January 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Sarcastic context
…the hubris and folly of trying to predict the future…
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 AM
…the hubris and folly of trying to predict the future…
Anthropomorphizing too much is disrespectful
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Anthropomorphizing too much is disrespectful
I don't have insomnia, I moved to Hawaii
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I don't have insomnia, I moved to Hawaii
The universe exists at the exact midpoint between infinite and infinitesimal
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The universe exists at the exact midpoint between infinite and infinitesimal
I know whether or not I'm insane
January 22, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I know whether or not I'm insane
My old body is still in the pattern buffer
January 22, 2026 at 9:07 AM
My old body is still in the pattern buffer
I just thought of the best Norm entrance line:
"How's it hanging, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's long and complicated"
"How's it hanging, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's long and complicated"
January 22, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I just thought of the best Norm entrance line:
"How's it hanging, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's long and complicated"
"How's it hanging, Mr. Peterson?"
"It's long and complicated"
I'm a sad cartoon dog… or maybe a horse
January 22, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I'm a sad cartoon dog… or maybe a horse
It's John Deere behind my eyelids
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 AM
It's John Deere behind my eyelids
It looks like lip gloss on a lifelong smoker's mouth
January 20, 2026 at 7:12 AM
It looks like lip gloss on a lifelong smoker's mouth
Shoestring French fries, the deadliest of potatoes
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Shoestring French fries, the deadliest of potatoes
Holy shlinosky
January 18, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Holy shlinosky
I say I don't believe in God, but some part of my mind acts like it believes in some kind of omniscient entity that is constantly observing us, is this anything to worry about?
January 18, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I say I don't believe in God, but some part of my mind acts like it believes in some kind of omniscient entity that is constantly observing us, is this anything to worry about?
Can you imagine how many things are never posted out of self restraint?
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Can you imagine how many things are never posted out of self restraint?
Supervised sushi
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Supervised sushi
Supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidouchebag