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Serious health question: what’s causing the tits on witches to be so damn cold?
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Serious health question: what’s causing the tits on witches to be so damn cold?
Rockford Files writing formula:
Beautiful woman: I need help
Rockford: There’s nothing I can do
Beautiful woman: Please!
Rockford: Tell me the truth
Beautiful woman: I can’t
Rockford: Okay, I solved it anyway
Beautiful woman: Thanks, I guess
Rockford: Can you pay me?
Beautiful woman: sorry
Beautiful woman: I need help
Rockford: There’s nothing I can do
Beautiful woman: Please!
Rockford: Tell me the truth
Beautiful woman: I can’t
Rockford: Okay, I solved it anyway
Beautiful woman: Thanks, I guess
Rockford: Can you pay me?
Beautiful woman: sorry
May 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Rockford Files writing formula:
Beautiful woman: I need help
Rockford: There’s nothing I can do
Beautiful woman: Please!
Rockford: Tell me the truth
Beautiful woman: I can’t
Rockford: Okay, I solved it anyway
Beautiful woman: Thanks, I guess
Rockford: Can you pay me?
Beautiful woman: sorry
Beautiful woman: I need help
Rockford: There’s nothing I can do
Beautiful woman: Please!
Rockford: Tell me the truth
Beautiful woman: I can’t
Rockford: Okay, I solved it anyway
Beautiful woman: Thanks, I guess
Rockford: Can you pay me?
Beautiful woman: sorry
May cause mild to severe death
February 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
May cause mild to severe death