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Kuy Von Braun II

@kuyvonbraun.bsky.social

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Optimistic nihilist, often found in a lab 👩🏻‍🔬🔬, Ad Astra 🚀👩🏻‍🚀, Liv Morgan fangirl 💜👑, #WWE, a *bit fond* of 90s classic The X-Files 🕵🏻‍♀️👽🛸. "Horny wrestling Jesus…" 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · Jun 17

Get this girl back on her farm & let her heal with her animals. Get well soon @yaonlylivvonce.bsky.social ! 💜👑💐

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 26m

Your grandma was cooler than you 😉

RG Poulussen @rgpoulussen.bsky.social · 1h

#OTD in 1943, Lebanon. Wrens, having tea. #WW2 #HISTORY

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 27m

Huzzah 💜🇬🇧

RG Poulussen @rgpoulussen.bsky.social · 1h

Nice fly-by, I think. #GoodMorning

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 28m

The "peace" plan:

Israel gets hostages back

Big D finally gets his peace prize (honestly, Obama got one just for being black, they don't mean an awful lot, just let him have one!)

Israel resumes genocide

🤷🏻‍♀️🔥

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 29m

I refuse to get excited, mostly because it wouldn't make a lot of sense, but Liv sure is quiet of late, eh?

I mean, there's a teeny tiny chance that she's in Oz...

*she'll post something from her farm later now I've said that 😉🤣

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 31m

Yup.

IMO Reform UK Ltd are getting c35% at the next GE no matter what Badenoch or Starmer (or anyone else) does. This might be why the official Labour strategy is, "if we wait long enough Fromage will die of old age"

*see also Trump in the US

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 34m

I'm not quite sure why sensible centrists & Tory voters (yes they still exist) are glowing this morning.

Both seem to think they're winning 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Remember when PORK MARKETS became prime minister because she wore a series of quirky hats? Happier times…

*yes international friends, this actually happened 🤪🇬🇧

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Starmer might be the most tone deaf politician in our history.

More so than even PORK MARKETS

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Dayum, I had hoped this deal would go ahead.

Since Big D lies about everything, this clearly isn’t true

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Hey, I *want* it to be true, but if this is the actual plan (& it appears to be, the levels of copium are reaching alarming levels) then we are absolutely FECKED

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Wait, you’re telling me you’re *not* a little bit in love with Asuka!?

KAIRIIII 🤣🙌🏻🇯🇵

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Have Reform UK Ltd imploded yet?

*that’s literally the sensible centrist strategy, wait for your enemy to just…croak.

That’s how fecked Labour are.

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 1h

Peace deal:

Israel gets hostages back

Big D gets his peace prize

Israel resumes genocide 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 2h

US media - reports of a running gun battle between the NYPD & ICE down 5th avenue*

Also US media - try these quirky pumpkin spice recipes for Fall nights in

🤪🇺🇸

*this isn’t true. Yet.

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 2h

She’s so silly 😊🤣

#dailyLivMorgan

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 2h

I’m not sure the US will be trading with anyone soon…

Exception for weapons & ammo I guess

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 2h

The future never manifesting is a big problem I think, & lots of people (in particular Gen X/Millennial men, perhaps other demographics) desperately want it to manifest…

Hence people treating fancy statistics like it’s Data from Star Trek…

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 5h

Governments are spending billions on their own ‘sovereign’ AI technologies – is it a big waste of money?

Many US-built AI systems fall short but competing against tech giants neither easy nor cheap

www.theguardian.com

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 2h

The *only* good thing about Tory conference as far as I can see is that Robert Jenrick absolutely torpedoed his leadership hopes…at least for now.

The media talking heads did climax a bit at Badenoch’s speech (for some reason), the electorate don’t seem to care mind

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 9h

Lol…she’d be bad at any sport where you had to be quiet

I dunno, chess or something 🤣

*is that even a sport 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 9h

“I know, let’s give the really hyperactive Jersey girl a megaphone” 🤪🤣

Bet whichever producer had that idea was *really* popular that afternoon 😉

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 9h

By the Goddess, yes! Which arm do you want me to cut off, the left or the right one?

*I mean, I don’t think anything can replicate Toni Storm/ Mariah Ma…sorry, Blake Monroe (😉), but this feud would be 🔥

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 10h

Who TF gave *Liv Morgan* a megaphone!?? Don’t they know how annoying she is!?

*inevitably she’s good at whatever game they’re playing & scores a point (shes one of those annoying people who are good at *everything* - she even threw a decent pitch when she opened for the baseball)🙄🤪🤣

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 10h

The only good thing to come out of Tory conference was Robert Jenrick’s leadership hopes falling flat on their face…

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Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 10h

How about ceasefire talks for the US civil war?

Kuy Von Braun II @kuyvonbraun.bsky.social · 10h

I always thought Agamemnon was kinda dumb, why would you burn a city for a lady?

Ah…that’s why…

#dailyLivMorgan 😉🥰💜👑