Kuzco
@kuzcokuzco.bsky.social
I like everything too much.
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Kuzco
@kuzcokuzco.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Shit parents said in IEP meetings today: “I’m really proud of you! Oh wait, TikTok said I’m not supposed to say that and that it’s more important that you’re proud of yourself. But I’m also proud of you.”
10/10 no notes.
This will be a series now.
10/10 no notes.
This will be a series now.
These goons left Chicago after the first sub-zero day and only came back when it was Spring in January. I have never wished for a polar vortex more in my life.
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.
Next week is what will break you.
Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 14, 2026 at 2:27 AM
These goons left Chicago after the first sub-zero day and only came back when it was Spring in January. I have never wished for a polar vortex more in my life.
DRAKE “DRAKE MAYE” MAYE BABY
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
DRAKE “DRAKE MAYE” MAYE BABY
Imagine rolling out this feature instead of just firing Collinsworth
Peacock may soon be able to allow fans to mute announcers during broadcasts.
awfulannouncing.com/peacock/enha...
awfulannouncing.com/peacock/enha...
Peacock adding enhancements that may allow fans to mute announcers, control crowd noise
Peacock is introducing a series of new Dolby products that may allow fans to control audio levels for announcers and crowd noise.
awfulannouncing.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Imagine rolling out this feature instead of just firing Collinsworth
THE NEXT MAYOR OF CHICAGO
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
THE NEXT MAYOR OF CHICAGO
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO WAS SHREDDING CHEESE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
Bring back the cheese grater guy
January 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
WHERE IS THE MAN WHO WAS SHREDDING CHEESE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
Bring back the cheese grater guy
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Bring back the cheese grater guy
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imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
do we think the pope is watching this
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
imagine if he set his lil pope alarm to go off at 2 am in the Vatican FOR THIS.
Oh my god.
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Oh my god.
YES. CORRECT TAKE.
The Ravens instantly become the most appealing HC job in football.
I would *strongly* consider Brian Flores if I were them.
I would *strongly* consider Brian Flores if I were them.
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 AM
YES. CORRECT TAKE.
Bears Packers not being Sunday Night Football seems crazy to me
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Bears Packers not being Sunday Night Football seems crazy to me
Singing God Bless America after we just bombed a country and kidnapped their leader is… a choice…
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Singing God Bless America after we just bombed a country and kidnapped their leader is… a choice…
The actual Big 10 is 5-2 in bowl games so far if anyone at ESPN was curious about the strength of the conference.
"Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football. Just needed to see what that looked like typed out." #CFP
Sports media world reacts to Indiana thrashing Alabama in CFP
Reactions to the Indiana Hoosiers obliterating the Alabama Crimson Tide at the Rose Bowl in the College Football Playoff.
bit.ly
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The actual Big 10 is 5-2 in bowl games so far if anyone at ESPN was curious about the strength of the conference.
Important @djaysux.bsky.social
We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Important @djaysux.bsky.social
The end of the Sugar Bowl
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
The end of the Sugar Bowl
Bound copy of the script from the last episode of Parks and Recreation
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Bound copy of the script from the last episode of Parks and Recreation
I’m really glad Common handed the reigns to Chance as official Chicago ambassador because that man brought out the BUCKET BOYS for New Year’s Rockin’ Eve
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I’m really glad Common handed the reigns to Chance as official Chicago ambassador because that man brought out the BUCKET BOYS for New Year’s Rockin’ Eve
This decision makes me… nervous for the CBA
BREAKING NEWS: Napheesa Collier will miss the upcoming Unrivaled season and potentially the start of the WNBA season as she plans to undergo surgery on both ankles.
The surgery is expected to occur next week, a source with knowledge of the situation told The Athletic.
The surgery is expected to occur next week, a source with knowledge of the situation told The Athletic.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
This decision makes me… nervous for the CBA
Me every 5 seconds during season 2 of A Man on the Inside
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: Leo DiCaprio pointing at the tv
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me every 5 seconds during season 2 of A Man on the Inside
Every day is Bakemas if you truly believe.
Went to a movie last night and a dude walked into the theater, yelled DRAKE MAYE, then quietly found his seat. Honestly didn’t mind it.
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every day is Bakemas if you truly believe.
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Went to a movie last night and a dude walked into the theater, yelled DRAKE MAYE, then quietly found his seat. Honestly didn’t mind it.
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Went to a movie last night and a dude walked into the theater, yelled DRAKE MAYE, then quietly found his seat. Honestly didn’t mind it.
Dunk the Halls RULES and I would like to give every person animating this thing a candy cane.
December 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dunk the Halls RULES and I would like to give every person animating this thing a candy cane.
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye