Watching the Deliver Me From Nowhere trailer and immediately going to text your mom before remembering that she's dead was probably a universal experience for many people after watching that trailer.

My wife and I were just woken up to someone on a loudspeaker outside saying in a very calm creepy voice. “Where are you going? Why are you scared?” So it’s good to know that end of days feels live in person and not just on the Internet these days.

Being deaf has never slowed our dog down but tonight it’s her super power 🎇

Scheduling groceries for pick up at Ralphs but then stopping at Trader Joe’s for a little grocery treat on the way home tells me I have firmly embraced my 40s

We’ve discovered that even the bad super hero movies are fun when you watch with a kid who hasn’t been fully jaded by life. The kid picked Dark World for family movie night and I haven’t even fallen asleep yet!

Is it possible to leave here without this many bags?

Heading to a conservative neighborhood as a queer half Asian family on 4th of July weekend in 2023 feels like a terrible side quest

Looking forward to not using twitter yet almost always posting about twitter