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I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪 the smuttyromanceho✨ 35 - she/her - NJ 📫 mr. smutty 💍 nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈‍⬛ monster romance reader 😈 elder emo 🖤 https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
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a pinned post? how revolutionary.

I hate men and I love pickles.

that’s all you need to know 👹
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happy Friday the rangers won last night so this is me today
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I dragged my whole family there - knew I was one of The first in line grabbed that shit and made them leave and take me for food Lmao
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OK, at the suggestion of the brilliant Jah, I am adding a bunch of $10 bday treat tips to my Throne.

Please only get them if you want to and can afford it!

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So... I turn 40 in about three weeks.

I know it's supposed to be a big thing, but it feels like another bday to me. I am thinking of going back to school, so maybe that's my midlife crisis?

Also, if you wanna help buy me a prezzie, I still need to play Baldur's Gate 3:

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kvyte.bsky.social
I WALKED AT MY COLLEGR GRAD!

WOW great job buddy!! So proud of you little man
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we also got the Thai sweet chili sauce to dip if that’s something you’re into 🫨
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BRUH them Thai Shrimp Goyza from TJs are INCREDIBLE
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Actually this is a 2012 Miller jersey from
His first years in the NHL. He was #10 back then.
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if you cannot write more than one good book you cannot speak Taylor’s name.

Worry about yourself baby girl.
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Does Jack Chittychitttbangbang know he’s a chode or do you think we should explain it to him real slow til he understands?

NJ doesn’t want you sir. Abort yourself somewhere else.
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Yall guess what I’m gonna be for Halloween!!
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Also I’m a little scared I’m getting a migraine - I’m feeling the tingle / ache in my left eye and temple

Pray for this room temperature coke and thc pain cream yall
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my gen z boss is literally the easiest leadership person I’ve ever had the pleasure of working with

I never feel afraid to tell him what’s going on and I think that’s invaluable af a work place now
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a long walk to a dark house, a roman candle heart, keep us far apart
kvyte.bsky.social
the Savannah banana 2026 lottery opens tonight.

you’re welcome
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Also she’s medicated again so it was fun being soft while it lasted but we’re back to our regularly scheduled god complex
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hey

read however you want
read whatever you want
fuck anyone that tries to tell you differently

okay love ya xo
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ew what a pick me 🤣🤣🤣

what a wild bunch of words and put together and really thought “yeah I’m gonna post this” full tits