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@kvyte.bsky.social

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I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪 the smuttyromanceho✨ 35 - she/her - NJ 📫 mr. smutty 💍 nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈‍⬛ monster romance reader 😈 elder emo 🖤 https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · Oct 17

a pinned post? how revolutionary.

I hate men and I love pickles.

that’s all you need to know 👹

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 6m

WAIT ALL MY BAKERH COWORKERS USE TO BE FAAAAAAIR

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 55m

hi I identify as your Dr now: you need 4 months off paid

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 56m

what’s your longest used vocal stim w your partner or bff?

mine and mr smutty’s is:

MY MOMMA TOLD ME TO TELL U TO MIND UR DAMN MF BUSINESS BITCH

also see:

he said u ain’t got no nipple

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 4h

cabin in the woods is on I mf love this movie

a man in a white shirt and black tie covering his face with his hand

ALT: a man in a white shirt and black tie covering his face with his hand

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 5h

Uaaaaas you go bestie!!

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 6h

my wedding song 🥹

fall out boy lyrics bot 🫧🎱 @foblyricsbot.bsky.social · 9h

and in the end, if i don't make it on the list, would you sneak me a wristband?

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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 13h

WHATEVER YOU ALLOW YOUR GOVERNMENT TO DO TO OTHERS THEY WILL EVENTUALLY DO TO YOU.

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 6h

I always think of burn lol

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 18h

If you didn’t have a pink hair era with ✨sparkle✨ then did you even live

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 18h

🤣🤣

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 18h

🥰🥰🥰🥰

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 18h

his claws might be out but he loved every second of that

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 18h

post you from a different era

2017 snuggling our baby boo 👻

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 20h

he was sure answering every email
So fast until I sent the receipts and weirdly never heard back

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 21h

pharmacy yesterday: your prescription is ready!

me: great I’ll go tomorrow after work

pharmacy: fuck you we put it back on the shelf already

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 21h

a hockey player is kneeling on the ice and saying `` let 's go rangers '' .

ALT: a hockey player is kneeling on the ice and saying `` let 's go rangers '' .

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 22h

No
Pls it’s insane

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23h

I literally was like hi all *copt managers* see here receipts xoxoxoxox

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23h

Oh bb don’t underestimate me - I just spent 47 unnecessary minutes on research to prove a man wrong bc he deemed something my fault so he wouldn’t get in trouble

Oh no honey bunny 🐰

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 23h

YES ]]]]]]]

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 1d

No I was like come on this isn’t fair

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 1d

okay hear me out

chicken cutlet
balsamic glaze
arugula
prosciutto
fresh mozz

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 1d

SHEEEESH 🫠

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🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 1d

really tho damn lmao

🦇 𝔠𝔯𝔶𝔭𝔱 𝔨𝔞𝔶𝔱𝔢 🪦 @kvyte.bsky.social · 1d

ANGEL IT ISNT GONNA FIT

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