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@kvyte.bsky.social
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the smuttyromanceho 📖
35 - she/her - NJ 🌍
mr. smutty 💍
hockey WAG 🏒 🥅
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐱
elder emo 🖤 🤘🏻
your royal HIGHness 🍃 💨

https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
Pinned
I will succeed, because I am insane.
I have so many pill bottles. I’m starting another one

I should sell these in the color of your choice hmmmm
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I’ve been sending this to Mr. Smutty bc I want it for Valentines Day - do we think he will buy it 👀👀👀
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 PM
lizard time
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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kinda insane how we’re supposed to work, keep our living space clean, work out, maintain a social life, have hobbies, go grocery shopping, eat healthy and get 8 hours of sleep??¿?
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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when i said that i'd return to you, i meant more like a relapse
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
bc my lexapro should sparkle
February 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Well I fuckin did it yall

The whole damn house is sparkling. ✨

My mental health is thriving at this moment. I smoked a bowl in celebration and now I’ll sit and light a candle and enjoy my clean house
My kitchen, living room, and bathroom are SPARKLING.

I’ve got 2 more loads of laundry to go in, wait for the vacuum to charge so I can finish that and mopping

And I’m done for today!

Tomorrow or Sunday I’ll tackle the last 2 rooms 💪🏻
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
My kitchen, living room, and bathroom are SPARKLING.

I’ve got 2 more loads of laundry to go in, wait for the vacuum to charge so I can finish that and mopping

And I’m done for today!

Tomorrow or Sunday I’ll tackle the last 2 rooms 💪🏻
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
happy Friday - today we celebrate a real body - she’s strong and resilient and I love her
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I took the dayyyy
Why am I awake?

I’m feeling motivated to get things done which I’ve really really been struggling with lately so I’m like fuck do I take off and do them?

Today would be an easy work day it’s been so slow hmmmmm

It’s also 2:30 in the morning so who knows how I’ll feel at 5 lmao
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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Tomorrow on Quinn wahooo

🎙️UselessTimidityVA
✍🏻 Meeeeee
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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my account is what happens when you don't have a "save draft" option
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why am I awake?

I’m feeling motivated to get things done which I’ve really really been struggling with lately so I’m like fuck do I take off and do them?

Today would be an easy work day it’s been so slow hmmmmm

It’s also 2:30 in the morning so who knows how I’ll feel at 5 lmao
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
RIP ME 🤤
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
My love
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I’m in a bit of pain today and I don’t feel 100% so it was a high CBD edible type of day - can’t wait for this baby to make me feel better
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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If you want to help out, I'll probably be putting this stuff on a credit card so have it as payouts to recoup if anyone can help.

I am so nervous but so excited!!

(plus throne is notorious for taking forever to change shipping addresses and I don't need that noise aha)
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Thanks to GLP1 and sleeve I’m always cold now. Like always cold.

I use a heating pad on my back all day at work to keep warm but I hear it’s not the best for you (it isn’t on high or anything ofc) - but do we think bringing a heated. Blanket is too extra?
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
hey *men*

today only; I’ll bully you until you cry for the low low price of $10 per minute.

act fast! this deal ain’t gonna be around forever.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
today’s mantra:

I will no longer overfunction for people who under communicate
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I overheated myself in the shower with the space heater on in the bathroom

Oops
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
This boy was not affectionate or anything for the first 2 years after we adopted him. He loved his sister and brother but wasn’t really into humans (much)

Look at him now - sometimes it takes time for trust and love - and quite a few treats 🥹
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM