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@kvyte.bsky.social
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the smuttyromanceho 📖
35 - she/her - NJ 🌍
mr. smutty 💍
hockey WAG 🏒 🥅
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐱
elder emo 🖤 🤘🏻
your royal HIGHness 🍃 💨

https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
Pinned
I will succeed, because I am insane.
hey *men*

today only; I’ll bully you until you cry for the low low price of $10 per minute.

act fast! this deal ain’t gonna be around forever.
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
today’s mantra:

I will no longer overfunction for people who under communicate
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 AM
I overheated myself in the shower with the space heater on in the bathroom

Oops
February 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
This boy was not affectionate or anything for the first 2 years after we adopted him. He loved his sister and brother but wasn’t really into humans (much)

Look at him now - sometimes it takes time for trust and love - and quite a few treats 🥹
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
All the men in the New York Rangers comments talking about how much they’re gonna miss Panarin are the reason that women choose the bear by the way
February 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I adopted this guy.
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
My coworker won’t shut the fuck up and I’m overstimulated by their voice.

Time to be fucking quiet.
February 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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hey guys !!! please please please be careful of who you send your intimate pictures to. i sadly just discovered this website called fabello. it's a website in which content creators spicy content is leaked for free for everyone to see. it could also be used as a revenge porn website
February 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
morning from me and baby Oscar
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 AM
he’s got a fat ass or somth istg #mrsmutty
February 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Come on bestie pop that DC with me
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
hey ummmmm can I wrap a fruit by the foot around it?
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Woof woof bark bark
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Nah bc Ticketmaster deff favors people who have spent stupid $$ with them and for once I am thankful 😭😭😭😭😭
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Imagine being a man and hating on a female fronted band?

ALL DA SONGZ SOUND DA SAME DIS IZNT METAL I WULD KNO OK I LUV KORN AND NOT WEARING DEODORANT
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
sitting here w my lil therapy sun light like a lizard 🦎
February 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
morning my little kwassssants 🥐
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
no new pics - where are you at mentally?
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I’ve been craving a steak sandwich for two days now

so I made one myself

-baguette
-steak with espresso rub
-arugula
-black truffle burrata
-balsamic glaze
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Also - sending my cousin a valentine package and made her these for her hot cocoa 🖤

vanilla marshmallows with salted caramel and sprinkles
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I broke a nail making this.
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Ever get a text from a man you used to deal with?

Delete it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Me at your chill party like
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 AM
five bands you can’t fucking stand

1. blink 182
2. yellowcard
3. red jumpsuit apparatus
4. falling in reverse
5. I can’t think of a 5th lol

Don’t come for me - I’ve see blink live many times and every time they’re trash.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand

1. Lorna Shore (I love Will; hate his vocals with a passion)
2. Five Finger Death Punch
3. Signs of The Swarm
4. Better Lovers (I'm sorry, Rex)
5. Face Yourself
I want five bands you can't fucking stand

1. Atreyu (I don’t want to talk about it)
2. Trapt
3. Skillet
4. Linkin Park (post Chester Bennington)
5. Hinder
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 AM