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I’m not like other girls, I’m an unfathomable horror beyond comprehension 🔪

the smuttyromanceho✨
35 - she/her - NJ 📫
mr. smutty 💍
nala, oscar, and mothman 🐈‍⬛
monster romance reader 😈
elder emo 🖤

https://throne.com/smuttyromanceho
Pinned
I will succeed, because I am insane.
morning babies ilysm
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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reposting to get the traction back. i’m still looking to reach this goal so i can eat and grab essentials this week. it would help me tremendously.

thank you to those who have helped and shared 💛
in desperate need to reach a goal of $100 to hold myself over until payday for bus fare and dinner.

it means a lot that folks have been helping me out. thank you guys so much ❤️
reposting bc cashapp is the only way i can receive funds and for some reason, i can’t use Paypal.

struggling a lot this week and needing to get food. only donate if you are able to. thank you to everyone for sharing this around, it means a lot.

$sheworeflowers
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
new set - jelly red!!
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Do we think mr smutty will like this for Xmas? 🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What it is like a day in the life of mr smutty
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
seven cheeses 🧀
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Cloverbot here to remind you that if you’d like to support me, I do have a throne wishlist! 💘 https://throne.com/girlofthecosmos/wishlist
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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okay so my birthday next month
which means its time for

melodys month of giving

rules:

Followers Only!
be a follower at the time of this post (if you regularly interact you get a bonus entry)

reply by midnight ACDT on the 1st of December

have crowdfunding or other options within the price range
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dave Dave Dave

Sounds like you’ve already destroyed every woman you knows life just by being in it!
Feeling like Dale is acutely aware of what a woman's hidden pain looks like each time he looks at his wife.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
And he would be correct - get out that lube babies and get in line mamas here
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I will succeed, because I am insane.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Guess who’s an EpiPen gal now and is being referred to an allergist to assure we don’t almost die again 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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like a stove, i'll turn my love down
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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i got too high again, realized i can't not be with you or be just your friend
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My dogs slept with me LOOK
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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i fucking love sleeping, dude
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I wanna read a small town cowboy insta live/obsessed or friends to lovers book

Any recs?
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
let my hair be curly yesterday so now I got this mane til I was again
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thriving
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
add bacon, red onion, and maple syrup to your sweet potatoes if you’re a bacon fan - highly rec
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
gobble swallow me drip gravy down the side of me etc etc
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hey @aimeexo.bsky.social can I wear this and tell everyone it’s my gf aka you
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love when it’s Santa on the Diet Coke season
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
made me and momma smutty a mango mocktail for breakfast mmmmn
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM