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Mr Kwacky
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Birmingham City FC, SF49ers, motorbikes and the occasional rottweiler photo #KRO #BCFC #FTTB
Guess who has to work a full day but has no work to do so will have to make up his hours in the new year
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December 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Nothing says "I want to personally thank each of you" like a send all email and click this link for my thank you video.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
£131.40 for the vet to stick his finger up my cat's bum and tell me she's fine.

I went to school with a lad who would have done that for free.
December 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The parking on the pavement pandemic appears to have reached this area. Even though there's parking spaces by the side of their houses, drivers can't walk that far, so have to park their cars as close to the front door as possible.

I may have folded a few wing mirrors on this evening's dog walk.
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
'you're only here to see the Charlton" sing the away fans to Birmingham's lowest attendance all season for a Saturday afternoon
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I've got the house to myself. I'm going classy with a KFC and a cheap bottle of red
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Typical blues
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
youtu.be/L3hYEwCmMhY?...

This song played live sounds like the space shuttle taking off.
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December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blues back to their sideways football, leaving our forwards isolated and effectively redundant
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The 49ers have lost a few key players this season, so the fact we're even in the running for a play off spot is a minor miracle.
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I've got to go to Manchester tomorrow.

It's going to be raining, isn't it?

Every time I go it rains. There's no reason for Manchester to live up to its reputation, there really isn't.
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Dear delivery company.

Thanks for doing your job.

No, I'm not giving you a review
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not the greatest of performances but I'll take the 3 points. Two fantastic goals though.
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
You know when you're so hungry you can't be bothered to cook?

I'm likely to sit here and die of starvation
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thoroughly enjoying Mr Mercedes, made even better with some finev songs including a suprise Kill yr Idols from Sonic Youth
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Christmas is coming early this year.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What ever happened to flash mobs? Do former participants still feel the urge to get up and dance in a public area, hoping others will join in?
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My next door neighbour, the one who grassed my son up to the police for smoking weed in our garden, has his Tesco delivery every Sunday morning at 7.

We're not friends.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
An impressive set list from last night's own opener by Radiohead. Starting with Let Down and ending on Karma Police. 25 songs in total. I would be more than happy with that.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Kids, take my advice, don't get face wash in your eye. It hurts worse than a toe stub or paper cut.
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November 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This is sexy sexy football
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A good day was had in the desert
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Good morning
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Airport beers. Marrakesh awaits
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM