The Gary Le Strange comedy character did some amazing parodies of futurist/New Romantic songs. The Gary Numan one is particularly excellent. youtu.be/FrQHsN6SwnA?...

Nice Soft Cell reference there.

Me and my fella don’t do presents, but our Ziggy was pleased with hers

I had to buy the freehold of my Sheffield house to sell it when I emigrated. £20k+. I saw it as my UK divorce settlement.

And you got the bonus of the Pet Shop Boys writing a track around it :)

Have they fixed the glitch at the beginning of the second verse of Open Your Heart on the stereo mix?

I think this takes the award for biggest disconnect between sleeve and song.