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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

@kweencassie.bsky.social

3.2K followers 7.6K following 23K posts

kween; expert opinion giver; supergenius; visionary leader; aspiring model; EXTREME; famous; icon; subtle; delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one: she/tree/it/shit. Here for all that they and gay shit. You could be my next hit of dopamine.

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1m

I never got my chicken. Bummer, man.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 3m

Yeah, I'm a bad girl. I just scooped all of the raspberry flavor out of the rainbow sherbet.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 33m

You had me at angry Black lady. I'm in.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 37m

I live and love to see happy people; it's just a shame that such happiness is a rarity.

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Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 45m

Reminder: use of tear gas is outlawed in war and considered a war crime by the International Criminal Court. Our soldiers cannot use tear gas on our enemies, but cops can use it on pregnant women and old people.

Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 51m

Federal officers are firing so much tear gas at protesters outside an ICE facility in Broadview, Illinois, that some nearby community members who aren’t even protesting are struggling to breathe when they leave their homes to run errands.

ICE is hounding Chicago area locals with excessive chemical munitions

Agents are firing tear gas and pepper balls on lawful protesters, lawsuits say, sickening even uninvolved residents.

www.motherjones.com

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Derrell Durrett @derrelldurrett.bsky.social · 45m

Spent yesterday (and today) wandering Colorado's wine country, and I'm telling you it's hard to beat this.

Old people on a patio with the Grand Mesa in the background.

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 40m

Oh hell yeah, Derrell

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 42m

Just got my copy of this brilliant new book by my former student @m-r-glass.bsky.social, an amazing new study of postwar suburbia on Long Island.

Check it out!

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 46m

Sisters

two people fist bump each other in a cartoon style

ALT: two people fist bump each other in a cartoon style

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 47m

Stop trying to marry me off, Bob. My coke claw ain't ready for a ring.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 52m

Blocked and reported for abusive behavior.

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 54m

SEXUAL HEEEEEEALING

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 54m

I know that I'm supposed to fear something right now, but I just can't bring myself to fear the dumbest nazi-wannabes ever. Sorry, babes, I've scarier moments on the toilet.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Bob's being horny on main again.

Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 1h

hawt

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

When I say that I will do something, I'll fucking do it. It may take awhile for me to do it, depending on how angry or interested I am, but I'll fucking do it. I may bitch about it every step of the way, but I'll fucking do it.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Sir, I live in rural Arkansas. Them's grounds fer marriage 'round these-here parts.

Bob @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social · 1h

Alternative idea: let the cops get close and then start throwing up. They'll start throwing up. Everyone will be throwing up. Make your escape.

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Postponing for a time when I can outrun the cops without losing a lung

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

No rotisserie chicken or biscuits today. :(

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Seriously one of the funniest episodes

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

How I be walking 0.1 mph through the store so I don't cough like a sickly freak

a cartoon character with a red bow on her head stands on a blue surface

ALT: a cartoon character with a red bow on her head stands on a blue surface

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

New dating bio just dropped 🔥

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Welp, looks like it's time to put lipstick on this sick old pig and roll into town like a fucking plague.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Welp, looks like it's time to put lipstick on this sick old pig and roll into town like a fucking plague.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

You owe me nothing, I know, but just pretend that you do.

Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Okay, so hear me out: A rotisserie chicken and bag of buttermilk biscuits cost fifteen bucks. I'm tired of eating Jell-O and old banana bread. It's been days since I last paid the public a visit. I'm poor. Send me chicken money.

www.paypal.com/paypalme/Cas...

or
cash.app/$CassieABassie

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Cassie🌈 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Lol 💜