As an #Bears fan, I feel like the lady in the first Matrix film before prototype Bill Burr pulls her head plug. Not like this.

A couple weeks ago we got a lovely note from someone on the other side of the country thanking us profusely for ILLing a book to them. Curious, we looked up the book they borrowed.

It would have cost $1,200 for them to purchase it.

ILL is one of the things I love most about libraries.

Scott Van Pelt looks like Eustace from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Bluesky can’t baseball.

In light of our bombing of Iran, I restate my analogy: millennials are stuck in the middle of a human centipede.

But seriously, I physically feel better now that Crawford won. And Jill Underly. I have a young family. Republicans actively make it harder for my family to thrive.

Join me and other Wisconsinites in loosening our colons to take a healthy, solid shit after Crawford won her seat in our state’s Supreme Court.

Millennials are in the middle of a human centipede.

@zitron.bsky.social love your stuff my guy, but if an AI created a tech podcast the generated host’s name would be Ed Zitron.

The couch could’ve been a futon. No one is talking about this.

That’s what’s up.