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October 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Nice Eric @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking me] you live like this? thestirge So I heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but the gist was that a friend of a friend lived in what was generally considered a bad neighborhood, because he was a super poor college student and it was what he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on a blanket on the floor and had a milk crate for a chair and like an old wire spool as a table. No TV, nothing in the fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls and a roof to keep the weather off. So one day he comes home, and there's a man in his apartment, just standing there, with this look of utter amazement and horror on his face, and he turns to the guy who's just entered and says, "This your place? 'cause I broke in to rob you, but shit, man, you ain't got *nothin*'. Wait here, I'm'a be right back." And the burglar left, leaving a puzzled college student alone in his empty apartment. But sure enough, the burglar came back a while later, and brought some friends, and they delivered a table, a couple of chairs, and a small TV. "I think I got you a bed, too, but that might take a couple days." So, the poor college student made some friends. And he didn't ask where they got the stuff.
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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/fit/ Anonymous No. 51230182 salmonella in penis? Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning? Anonymous No. 51230183 You fucked those chicken breasts didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230188 You fucked the raw chicken, didn't you? Anonymous No. 51230192 you did
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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ipecacandcivetoil so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they're just not interested, they want their farmers instead it's incredible ipecacandcivetoil also, ostriches show notable sexual preference some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only prinsaws I can't believe ostriches are reverse furries keksetsu great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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lilith @deathcarpets getting queerbaited by the marvel cinematic universe is like losing at chess to a dog
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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tilthat TIL that when British scientists discovered homosexual behavior in penguins in 1911, they. were so shocked that they published the study. in Greek so it would remain accessible to only a few scientists. via reddit.com xoxomegadeath the scientists: *meme of sonic the hedgehog saying "My fucking god! These bitches gay! πρέπει να αποκρύψουμε αυτή τη γνώση (tl: we must hide this knowledge)
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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There's a cat in the gay bar
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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sabakos Recent discourse reminds me of that cult indoctrination trick that's often used to weed out more difficult marks early on, where they tell you all that you aren't allowed to eat rice on Tuesdays and then if you protest they go "wow SOMEBODY likes rice a little much huh" as if you're the fucking weirdo who cares too much about how much rice is consumed between Monday and Wednesday instead of them. And this forces you to decide whether your autonomy matters to you more than the approval of the group - while they'll still act like you're on thin ice either way, if you give in at this point they know you're theirs forever, because now they've established a foothold, you've shown a moral weakness, which they will brand you with so it can be used against you in the future ("hey RICE-addict here doesn't want help break into the city records office") to force you to double-down and isolate you further. And if instead you do decide to push back further, after your abrupt departure from the group ("You're seriously leaving us over RICE?!? Seriously?") and subsequent ostracism, you can then be used as a demonstration to the others who were more pliable, of how the outgroup is full of people like you who are obsessed with violating the No-Tuesday-Rice rule to the point where they'll abandon all their friends, who cared so much for them, so it clearly isn't an arbitrary restriction, you're the kind of monster these rules are intended to protect them from, thus all the other wise and esoteric precepts of the charismatic leader are implied to be equally justified.
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Ken Klippenstein @kenKlippenstein Someone asked me who John McAfee is and I do not know how to answer that question Lindy LaRouche @metricalfoot John McAfee was never convicted of rape or murder but in an extremely different way than you or I haven't been convicted of rape or murder
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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"After Deadly Day of Strikes in Gaza, Israel Says It Will Resume Cease-Fire" After robbing a few banks this morning I'm resuming my life as a law-abiding citizen and will regard any police interference as unprovoked harassment.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Chained Kong, a prisoner of war
October 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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GET ROTATED idiot
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Wish I could internalize this
brightwanderer I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned "forever" into the only acceptable definition of success. Like... if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it's a "failed" business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don't actually want to keep doing that, you're a "failed" writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it's a "failed" marriage. The only acceptable "win condition" is "you keep doing that thing forever". A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a "real" friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a "phase" - or, alternatively, a "pity" that you don't do that thing any more. A fandom is "dying" because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things. I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it's okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success... I don't think that's doing us any good at all.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Revolver ocelot
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October 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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queeranarchistscissorsister you just turn 18. you've been in a discord server for a while. you're finally allowed to join the NSFW channel. you open the channel. it's only them posting about OSHA violations at their workplaces and how they're going to unionise.
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM