was at a jazz night yesterday and met a dude whose dad played in the nhl for the wings in the 70s

finally made it at the bagel shop, i walk in and they ask if i want usual

thinking about the greatest hockey quote of all time “if i scored four goals i’d have my cock out. i’d have my cock out stroking it.” - jumbo joe thornton

it is wednesday my dudes (i woke up $600 richer)

shouts to the dude that just tipped me $90

i’m probably gonna end the year with close to 4k miles biked in six months. might have to start looking into races in 2025

i know a jar of cookie butter hates to see me coming

dear square enix while you’re doing FFVII, please give us FFVII dirge of cerberus. not even a remake just a remaster please i beg you

peepee poopoo