There’s something so dehumanising about waiting for the sales person to bring out shoe sizes for you to try on at the shoe shop. Sitting there with your feet out and hands in lap, thousand yard staring while considering the course your life has taken to bring you to that moment.
August 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There’s something so dehumanising about waiting for the sales person to bring out shoe sizes for you to try on at the shoe shop. Sitting there with your feet out and hands in lap, thousand yard staring while considering the course your life has taken to bring you to that moment.
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Does anyone here like girls with fat cunts and tight arseholes
August 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Does anyone here like girls with fat cunts and tight arseholes
Taking bids for my undies with a discharge stain that looks like Jesus.
Not accepting refunds if it turns out to be a hallucination/ pareidolia.
Not accepting refunds if it turns out to be a hallucination/ pareidolia.
June 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Taking bids for my undies with a discharge stain that looks like Jesus.
Not accepting refunds if it turns out to be a hallucination/ pareidolia.
Not accepting refunds if it turns out to be a hallucination/ pareidolia.
I believe in the concept of a surveillance state only if it means I can figure out what the fuck the uber eats driver is doing man that’s the wrong turn where are you going come back
June 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I believe in the concept of a surveillance state only if it means I can figure out what the fuck the uber eats driver is doing man that’s the wrong turn where are you going come back
Got a couple screws loose hahah x left them on bedside table if anyone is looking for them. I know I am!
May 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Got a couple screws loose hahah x left them on bedside table if anyone is looking for them. I know I am!
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Oh that’s your man? Then why he keep manifesting as a brooding malevolent force right before I kill God in my reoccurring nightmares. Bitch!
May 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oh that’s your man? Then why he keep manifesting as a brooding malevolent force right before I kill God in my reoccurring nightmares. Bitch!
Me talking about my bitches bald puss
Yo this bitch got a sunroof hahahahahahahh
March 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me talking about my bitches bald puss
Yo this bitch got a sunroof hahahahahahahh
March 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Yo this bitch got a sunroof hahahahahahahh
*I walk over to you, my massive, pendulous tits bouncing*
Hey so I was banned from multiple minecraft servers for having vagimite as my username
Hey so I was banned from multiple minecraft servers for having vagimite as my username
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
*I walk over to you, my massive, pendulous tits bouncing*
Hey so I was banned from multiple minecraft servers for having vagimite as my username
Hey so I was banned from multiple minecraft servers for having vagimite as my username
Any mysterious aura I collect goes straight out the window the second I get a chance to speak. And speak I shall, about my pussy butt and balls.
March 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Any mysterious aura I collect goes straight out the window the second I get a chance to speak. And speak I shall, about my pussy butt and balls.
They tried to put me on the cover of vogue, but my pussy lips were toooooo looooong
March 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
They tried to put me on the cover of vogue, but my pussy lips were toooooo looooong
Vagina vagina vagina Regina bobina fana bonana
March 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Vagina vagina vagina Regina bobina fana bonana
And by vagina I mean.. my pussy
March 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
And by vagina I mean.. my pussy
Lifting up my fupa to make sure my vagina is still there. It is!
March 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Lifting up my fupa to make sure my vagina is still there. It is!
I think the “I’m with her” Hilary Clinton campaign would’ve been more successful if ‘her’ was the green M&M
March 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think the “I’m with her” Hilary Clinton campaign would’ve been more successful if ‘her’ was the green M&M
Itchy vagina? Fart babe. You’ve got this.
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Itchy vagina? Fart babe. You’ve got this.
This one is a little more thought out than my normal content. Sorry fellas couldn’t keep this one in the mind cage
Look I try to not spend too much time analysing the specifics of religions but at what point do you as a Mormon hear “god doesn’t like you to drink hot drinks!” and not think oh, I’m in a cult. This is a cult.
February 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This one is a little more thought out than my normal content. Sorry fellas couldn’t keep this one in the mind cage
Look I try to not spend too much time analysing the specifics of religions but at what point do you as a Mormon hear “god doesn’t like you to drink hot drinks!” and not think oh, I’m in a cult. This is a cult.
February 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Look I try to not spend too much time analysing the specifics of religions but at what point do you as a Mormon hear “god doesn’t like you to drink hot drinks!” and not think oh, I’m in a cult. This is a cult.
I’m JUST like cognac horsmane
February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m JUST like cognac horsmane
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Hey guys 👋
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hey guys 👋
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
*camera pans out to reveal me stuck in the sexy na’vi animatronic on disneys river journey avatar ride like the guy in nuttyputty cave*
Uuuh….little help here?
The next time I get asked in an interview what my strengths/weaknesses are I’m busting out with Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morissette
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 PM
The next time I get asked in an interview what my strengths/weaknesses are I’m busting out with Hand in My Pocket by Alanis Morissette
I shit myself minimum 3 times a year is that normal
November 24, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I shit myself minimum 3 times a year is that normal
Hello everyone! Todays post in sponsored by lacroix. Drink water!
November 22, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Hello everyone! Todays post in sponsored by lacroix. Drink water!