These are *somewhat* unusual to have left over, unless they were used to help hold on to a structure while you were building something (I haven’t built mine; carving out time with my son to share the build).

The guy in the advertisement looks like a mirror universe employed-by-IBM Steve Jobs.

Every team needs someone like Barclay!

More than anything else, this explains the frequency of holodeck malfunctions.

6 Complete^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Legally-Distinct Games!

Note that nobody’s asking what Bert is made of.

This is the ideal Yoshi. You may not like it, but this is what peak Nintendo Power looks like.

“What do you mean this shopping center isn’t zoned for a hellmouth? That’s the *point* of shopping centers. And six months for an architectural review? The architecture won’t matter once the Dark Lord hath risen!”

My local Trader Joe’s shares a parking lot with an In-N-Out and unholy DoorDash/UberEats nightmares MOD Pizza, Chipotle, and Crumbl.

I’m frankly amazed they built the Chik-fil-A across the highway instead of somehow adding it there and opening a hellmouth.

Ronald’s lying there, whispering “Draw me like one of your French girls” to the Hamburgler as the windows in the shoe car fog up.

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I like how the A-plot is basically “Phage” but not about Neelix confronting life in an iron lung.

I say this to my computer with _stunning_ frequency.

I got this one six years ago, demonstrating LinkedIn’s continued dedication to blurring work/(sex-)life balance.