Came back to Bluesky after several months during Pride. My discover is all meat on meat. A whole lotta meats.
June 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Came back to Bluesky after several months during Pride. My discover is all meat on meat. A whole lotta meats.
What Uber drivers always be whispering into their headphones??
March 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What Uber drivers always be whispering into their headphones??
When thin mints fill the air >>
February 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When thin mints fill the air >>
Are there TikTok’s here
January 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Are there TikTok’s here
Why the girl had to rub Nosferatu’s rotting flesh hole at the end like that?
December 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Why the girl had to rub Nosferatu’s rotting flesh hole at the end like that?
What about 8 inches, thick???
December 25, 2024 at 11:54 AM
What about 8 inches, thick???
When does Trump’s magic economy boost make chicken fingers and fries not $25?? They told me it would work that way.
December 16, 2024 at 10:17 PM
When does Trump’s magic economy boost make chicken fingers and fries not $25?? They told me it would work that way.
@joelwberry.bsky.social get fucked.
November 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
@joelwberry.bsky.social get fucked.
I still hate Elon. Immensely. Immense hatred of Elon.
November 14, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I still hate Elon. Immensely. Immense hatred of Elon.
Ended 2023 thinking about how badly I wanted a hot dog
January 1, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Ended 2023 thinking about how badly I wanted a hot dog
Mind if I simply do the Charlie Brown all day today?
December 25, 2023 at 12:41 PM
Mind if I simply do the Charlie Brown all day today?
Gonna don some gay apparel and stand in my parents doorway like I frew up until they open gifts w/ me
December 25, 2023 at 11:46 AM
Gonna don some gay apparel and stand in my parents doorway like I frew up until they open gifts w/ me
Mind if I fuck around and get a fit off today?
December 2, 2023 at 4:46 PM
Mind if I fuck around and get a fit off today?
Thinking about that bundt last night
November 19, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Thinking about that bundt last night
There is nothing I love more than 5 days straight having our apartment hallway alarm beeping because our landlord doesn’t care (it doesn’t alter her sleep). So, after being awoken at 2/4am, I went and ripped the casing off the alarm and removed the speaker from the soundboard. Get fucked, Harriet.
November 8, 2023 at 10:47 AM
There is nothing I love more than 5 days straight having our apartment hallway alarm beeping because our landlord doesn’t care (it doesn’t alter her sleep). So, after being awoken at 2/4am, I went and ripped the casing off the alarm and removed the speaker from the soundboard. Get fucked, Harriet.
*takes hat off at urgent care*
“OH, do I see some GRAYS up there?”
“OH, do I see some GRAYS up there?”
November 7, 2023 at 7:59 PM
*takes hat off at urgent care*
“OH, do I see some GRAYS up there?”
“OH, do I see some GRAYS up there?”
Fuck Craig Kimbrel. All my homies hate Craig Kimbrel.
October 21, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Fuck Craig Kimbrel. All my homies hate Craig Kimbrel.
All I have to my name is a great ass and legs but coed softball is destroying both.
October 11, 2023 at 3:45 AM
All I have to my name is a great ass and legs but coed softball is destroying both.
Life was so much easier in the Poot Lovato days.
September 7, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Life was so much easier in the Poot Lovato days.
I blame Gen Z for cancelling the French Cruller donut.
August 31, 2023 at 11:11 AM
I blame Gen Z for cancelling the French Cruller donut.
Idea: Uber eats, but they come in and deliver it to my bed.
August 25, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Idea: Uber eats, but they come in and deliver it to my bed.
Visiting SoCal becomes a game of “what crazy shit have I done here in GTA?”
August 7, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Visiting SoCal becomes a game of “what crazy shit have I done here in GTA?”
Philly man of the day: Septa bus driver puffing on a fat stogie in the middle of the street while his bus is blocked. Additional points for the cap tip as people pass by.
July 20, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Philly man of the day: Septa bus driver puffing on a fat stogie in the middle of the street while his bus is blocked. Additional points for the cap tip as people pass by.