HELL YES OHIO AND KY! I am getting so much hope watching our elections tonight!

I think am officially at the stage/age/whatever in my life where bday and holiday gift wishes are either "I don't need anything" or "let me tell you about this extremely fancy ice cream machine/European chocolate maker/eucalyptus shower steamer." What a time!

My husband is such a weird, wild, and magnificent human and artist

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I sent my first "concerned parent" email to my kid's school PTO tonight ... What have I become?

Hello Twitter survivors. Bets on how much longer until X devolves into a cesspool? Or has it already?