Couldn’t be bothered to get a REAL ID because i have a passport… guess most of yall can’t say the same🥱

Deleted Twitter but needed the world to know I’d rather die than go into work

Hawk tuah😂 spit on that thang😂😂 have y’all heard this one?

You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

They let me on this app now I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

uhhhhhh