Kyle Optimistic
@kyleoptimistic.bsky.social
Pro bono agitator
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
8-bit gaming, "speed" cubing, distance running, dadding, earthbending, progressing
It's in a tree where it belongs
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It's in a tree where it belongs
New, mini kodama
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
New, mini kodama
The kids got to stay home today
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The kids got to stay home today
Yes I also gave him a little butt crack
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yes I also gave him a little butt crack
I improvised another crochet critter. My wife made me promise to destroy it before going to bed.
My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.
My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I improvised another crochet critter. My wife made me promise to destroy it before going to bed.
My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.
My 5-year-old named it Razor Mouth.
My daughter named her Igloo
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My daughter named her Igloo
Slime Tower complete!
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Slime Tower complete!
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Made a new Kirby for my nephew this morning
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Leaving the house and putting on outside pants for once.
3 weeks of fun times
October 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
3 weeks of fun times
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who's up for some catch, Canvas Curse style?
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I bought my very 1st TCG sealed product today, as a 39 year old lifelong fan.
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Respect to Scott brand toilet paper for boldly stamping its name on this dystopian nightmare of a product at my work.
Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free:
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free:
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
Mine is "Brick by brick, I seal his doom," any time I'm delirious and slap happy.
This Is too much fun
September 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This Is too much fun
Quiet down, you guys. Don't scare it away.
September 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Quiet down, you guys. Don't scare it away.
Reunited with my cake
September 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reunited with my cake
Life purpose: Fulfilled ✅
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Life purpose: Fulfilled ✅
I bought the saddest Zelda DX cartridge that I could find.
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I bought the saddest Zelda DX cartridge that I could find.
Turn me into a baby, eh?
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Turn me into a baby, eh?
A good game deserves to wear something fancy from time to time.
September 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A good game deserves to wear something fancy from time to time.
It's a butt face. I will never see eyes. Forever butt face.
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's a butt face. I will never see eyes. Forever butt face.
Classic workout mantra, Nintendo
September 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Classic workout mantra, Nintendo
Turns out that I have a benefactor, and now my Game Boy alphabet chase is complete! They are in great condition, too.
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Turns out that I have a benefactor, and now my Game Boy alphabet chase is complete! They are in great condition, too.
Create your own beauty
August 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Create your own beauty