Kyle
kylerudy.com
Kyle
@kylerudy.com
Joyless scold, withering before your eyes.

Another mediocre cis-dude, he/him. 41 years old.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
a brief moment of rotational symmetry.
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
After walking past thousands, I squeeze past the growing crowd to find the speaker reciting "ballots, not bullets" pablum and singing songs from the 60s off-key. The turnout was there, because RWC is amazing, but the leadership really disappointed.
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
August 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Young men are credulous, young women are suffering.
July 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Cleats agony is real. My coworker has two daughters, and spent sixty-nine dollars on soccer cleats that were worn four times. She mourned those sixty-nine dollars ("for four games! Four! She doesn't even run that fast.") on every game day over four weeks, so I bought her sixty-nine dollars a trophy.
July 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I cannot apologize for disagreeing with you, but I can apologize for paying taxes to this shitty government.
July 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
May 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I have to believe she's crazy and that this very specific scenario isn't an actual cliche, but I also have to admit I recognized zero references in that xkcd edit two days back.
May 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sure, a few countries have a higher incarceration rate, but none of them enjoy the prosperity we have. First the War on Drugs, then the War on Terrorism, now the War on Immigration, we pick fights we do not need.
May 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It's not just a federal phenomenon. States are locking up a ridiculous proportion of our population as well.
May 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?
May 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
All I really needed to hear today.
May 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
These two could be soulmates so long as they never actually meet.
May 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
mfw someone rejects egalitarianism and the rule of law to usurp personal authority through criminal acts
April 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
April 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Between the tariffs, disappearing permanent residents without due process, and the gulags in El Salvador, it really does seem like he's treating the Declaration of Independence as a todo list.
April 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The one they're building right now, hopefully before it's too late.
March 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Truly, we can build a better world.
March 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM