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KyliEEK Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
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She/her Guitars & games 7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter Bengals/Cubs/Flames Kylie Minogue stan Iron Maiden fangirl Life-long Maine-iac MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 11h
It's why Republicans started throwing Soros's name around. He's a major donor to Democratic candidates (documented), but Republicans had to find a villain because the Koch Brothers were very public about all the stuff outside of campaigns they were funding.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 11h
Republicans found George Soros and made him the "shadowy Democrat megadonor" after the left started showing everything the Koch Brothers were funding.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 11h
Because of finances I find myself polyamorous
And this situation makes my family quite cantankerous
But because I post on Bluesky my vial of estradiol
I am the very model of a modern queer millennial!
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 11h
And I dismiss all feminism that is not intersectional
I know my theory and my brain's an encyclopedia
And I ship all of the characters from my favorite forms of media
[And I ship all of the characters from my favorite forms of media!]
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 11h
I am the very model of a modern queer millennial
I have a Bluesky and a prescription for estradiol
I'm shunned by Baby Boomers for a haircut asymmetrical
And for my views that they think can border on the heretical
I can list the industries that I've killed off in order alphabetical
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 11h
ert+
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Strong Bad Email # 118 - Virus
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 12h
🎵I'm stranded all alone at the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pump!🎶

Weird Al gets my vote.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 12h
Real Player after you thought you unistalled it for good this time:
a man with a beard is waving from a balcony and the words `` bonjour '' are written below him .
Alt: A series of cartoon characters jump into frame and shout BON JOUR!
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
The best skin sites spread like wildfire when I was in college.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
"This random comedy sketch is obviously by George Carlin (white-sounding voice) or Chris Rock (Black-sounding voice)!"
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
a man in a suit and tie is saying no ! god ! please ! no .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying no ! god ! please ! no .
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
1. Miss Piggy is a barbarian played by Jason Mamoa, Rowlf is a bard played by Weird Al, Gonzo is a wizard played by Daniel Radcliffe, and Fozzie is rogue played by Jennifer Coolidge.

2. Miss Piggy is Belle and the village of Muppets is horrified by Paul Rudd.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
Better Muppets movie idea?
1. Kermit DMs a D&D game with Miss Piggy, Rowlf, Gonzo, and Fozzie where their in-game characters are represented by human actors but *voiced* by the Muppet VAs
OR
2. Beauty & The Beast, but Beast is played by a handsome human actor and turns into a Muppet when "cured"
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
I also love the "Brady built a superteam in Tampa!" when it was just dudes lining up for chance to play football with Tom Brady because they felt he was a great guy to lead them to a Super Bowl.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h
Walkthroughgate is bunk (the Herald immediately retracted it because it was just someone making shit up) and the 2018 Rams with Goff lit it up that year (including that 54-51 barnburner against the Chiefs).
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
(Nothing wrong with it, just that Jesus Tapdancing Christ is that a frustrating stereotype)
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
not a sex worker
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
Why the fuck are people still working with him?!
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
Kreator - Side By Side
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
"Safeword must contain a minimum of 12 characters, 1 lowercase letter, 1 uppercase letter, 1 numeral, and 1 special character !@#$%^&*()\/."
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
5 of us chased off some fuckstick at a gas station with a CSA on his truck and NH plates in New Gloucester a couple of weeks ago. They're still scared here.

But man, it would suck if Paul Lepage were governor right now.
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
Without saying "your imagination," where exactly the fuck is this happening?
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
yup
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 14h
would watch
Katt WIlliams's and Snoop Dogg's heads photoshopped onto Catdog, with the logo edited to read KattDogg
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KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 16h
Here you go, Andy.
three milkshakes with whipped cream and orange straws are on a table
Alt: three milkshakes with whipped cream and orange straws are on a table
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