hazbin hot take: "hartfelt" or any variation thereof is the stupidest alastor surname imaginable like it's SO dumb
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
hazbin hot take: "hartfelt" or any variation thereof is the stupidest alastor surname imaginable like it's SO dumb
every time i talk to radioapple shippers (you know. the most popular hazbin ship) i just wince internally bc i am SO NOT an alastor fan but they WILL be like "i want him to be at his lowest point & reach out to lucifer!" while i just want him to get smacked into a deer-shaped crater.
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
every time i talk to radioapple shippers (you know. the most popular hazbin ship) i just wince internally bc i am SO NOT an alastor fan but they WILL be like "i want him to be at his lowest point & reach out to lucifer!" while i just want him to get smacked into a deer-shaped crater.
there was def a period in pentious's unlife where he was SUCH a slut. this man was drowning in it. you'd find him in the middle of a gangbang just loving the attention. he'd casually pull a hooker onto his lap and ask their price list. angel dust knows most of them.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
there was def a period in pentious's unlife where he was SUCH a slut. this man was drowning in it. you'd find him in the middle of a gangbang just loving the attention. he'd casually pull a hooker onto his lap and ask their price list. angel dust knows most of them.
there is a certain type of person who gives cherrisnake huskerdust dynamics (soft, lots of verbal check-ins) and once you see it you can't UNSEE it
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
there is a certain type of person who gives cherrisnake huskerdust dynamics (soft, lots of verbal check-ins) and once you see it you can't UNSEE it
everyone wants to noncon/dubcon pentious but nobody wants him to do the dubcon and i'm sad. let him fuck cherri stupid while they're both still rivals trying to hate each other PLEASE
"it's secretly roleplay/CNC" and now i'm BORED & sad
"it's secretly roleplay/CNC" and now i'm BORED & sad
January 11, 2026 at 2:04 AM
everyone wants to noncon/dubcon pentious but nobody wants him to do the dubcon and i'm sad. let him fuck cherri stupid while they're both still rivals trying to hate each other PLEASE
"it's secretly roleplay/CNC" and now i'm BORED & sad
"it's secretly roleplay/CNC" and now i'm BORED & sad
hazbin hotel redesign salt: if your pentious design doesn't have extra eyes you've missed the point
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
hazbin hotel redesign salt: if your pentious design doesn't have extra eyes you've missed the point
back in the hazbin salt mines: i usually run into this w/huskerdust fics just bc there haven't BEEN a lot of long cherrisnake fics, but...cherri & angel dust are best friends. we know this. if you are writing a big, plotty huskerdust fic and cherri is barely in it, i think you're doing it wrong!
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 AM
back in the hazbin salt mines: i usually run into this w/huskerdust fics just bc there haven't BEEN a lot of long cherrisnake fics, but...cherri & angel dust are best friends. we know this. if you are writing a big, plotty huskerdust fic and cherri is barely in it, i think you're doing it wrong!
i've seen a "hazbin hotel positive-vibes only" ship chart but you know what i need? the opposite of that. i have so much salt to unload and i need someone to listen.
hot take to start: literally everyone except maybe vox deserves better than fucking ALASTOR
hot take to start: literally everyone except maybe vox deserves better than fucking ALASTOR
January 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
i've seen a "hazbin hotel positive-vibes only" ship chart but you know what i need? the opposite of that. i have so much salt to unload and i need someone to listen.
hot take to start: literally everyone except maybe vox deserves better than fucking ALASTOR
hot take to start: literally everyone except maybe vox deserves better than fucking ALASTOR
of all the songs to get stuck in my head while trying to rub one out in the shower, "house of asmodeus" from helluva boss is...certainly thematically appropriate
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
of all the songs to get stuck in my head while trying to rub one out in the shower, "house of asmodeus" from helluva boss is...certainly thematically appropriate
#cherrisnake #hazbinhotel
pentious holding cherri down after a fight & railing her from behind. bites her to keep her in place. no thoughts no hesitation but if he sees her face he might lose his nerve & realize what he's doing. (she's secretly into it but will NEVER let him know bc then he Wins)
pentious holding cherri down after a fight & railing her from behind. bites her to keep her in place. no thoughts no hesitation but if he sees her face he might lose his nerve & realize what he's doing. (she's secretly into it but will NEVER let him know bc then he Wins)
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
#cherrisnake #hazbinhotel
pentious holding cherri down after a fight & railing her from behind. bites her to keep her in place. no thoughts no hesitation but if he sees her face he might lose his nerve & realize what he's doing. (she's secretly into it but will NEVER let him know bc then he Wins)
pentious holding cherri down after a fight & railing her from behind. bites her to keep her in place. no thoughts no hesitation but if he sees her face he might lose his nerve & realize what he's doing. (she's secretly into it but will NEVER let him know bc then he Wins)
#pentlie #rainbowsnake
pentious knocking charlie up and double/triple-dying again bc NOW he has to EXPLAIN THIS TO LUCIFER.
"you don't understand. where i'm from they'd kill me for this"
"dad can't harm sinners!"
"I AM NO LONGER ONE OF THOSE"
pentious knocking charlie up and double/triple-dying again bc NOW he has to EXPLAIN THIS TO LUCIFER.
"you don't understand. where i'm from they'd kill me for this"
"dad can't harm sinners!"
"I AM NO LONGER ONE OF THOSE"
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#pentlie #rainbowsnake
pentious knocking charlie up and double/triple-dying again bc NOW he has to EXPLAIN THIS TO LUCIFER.
"you don't understand. where i'm from they'd kill me for this"
"dad can't harm sinners!"
"I AM NO LONGER ONE OF THOSE"
pentious knocking charlie up and double/triple-dying again bc NOW he has to EXPLAIN THIS TO LUCIFER.
"you don't understand. where i'm from they'd kill me for this"
"dad can't harm sinners!"
"I AM NO LONGER ONE OF THOSE"
discovered it's a lot easier to write porn on my period bc i still get horny but i can't pause to jerk off bc of The Mess so instead i sublimate it into writing
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
discovered it's a lot easier to write porn on my period bc i still get horny but i can't pause to jerk off bc of The Mess so instead i sublimate it into writing
overlord pentious with cherri sat on his lap, squirming around his cocks and trying not to be too loud in the middle of a meeting.
#cherrisnake
#cherrisnake
December 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
overlord pentious with cherri sat on his lap, squirming around his cocks and trying not to be too loud in the middle of a meeting.
#cherrisnake
#cherrisnake
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*Rattling the bars of my cage* I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM
#hazbinhotel #pentlie #hazbinhotelcharlie #sirpentious #charliemorningstar #hazbinhotelsirpentious
#hazbinhotel #pentlie #hazbinhotelcharlie #sirpentious #charliemorningstar #hazbinhotelsirpentious
May 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
*Rattling the bars of my cage* I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY'RE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM
#hazbinhotel #pentlie #hazbinhotelcharlie #sirpentious #charliemorningstar #hazbinhotelsirpentious
#hazbinhotel #pentlie #hazbinhotelcharlie #sirpentious #charliemorningstar #hazbinhotelsirpentious
hmm. romantic charlie/pentious. I am contemplating it. like idk whether they have sex but they are DEVOTED to each other. he's her general. she's his princess. courtly love kinda thing?? vaggi & pent are the first ranks of the Charlie Defense Squad
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
hmm. romantic charlie/pentious. I am contemplating it. like idk whether they have sex but they are DEVOTED to each other. he's her general. she's his princess. courtly love kinda thing?? vaggi & pent are the first ranks of the Charlie Defense Squad
watching a mutual on my other account post about paying for his bf's top surgery (they are both like 25 & have been together for years) and I'm just SCREAMING "ho!! don't do it!! this is the guy you post about ignoring you to hang with his fuckass friends for hours! dump his ass!!"
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
watching a mutual on my other account post about paying for his bf's top surgery (they are both like 25 & have been together for years) and I'm just SCREAMING "ho!! don't do it!! this is the guy you post about ignoring you to hang with his fuckass friends for hours! dump his ass!!"
still thinking about cherrisnake having the kind of sex where you're genuinely not sure whether they're fighting or fucking. probably both. she has his teeth in her shoulder and his cocks in her cunt/ass and she's clawing his back to shreds.
they don't talk about it afterwards.
they don't talk about it afterwards.
December 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
still thinking about cherrisnake having the kind of sex where you're genuinely not sure whether they're fighting or fucking. probably both. she has his teeth in her shoulder and his cocks in her cunt/ass and she's clawing his back to shreds.
they don't talk about it afterwards.
they don't talk about it afterwards.
cherri unquestionably cries when pentious fucks her. she's used to being either a) on top, b) in control, or c) drunk/high off her mind. being none of those things AND getting her guts rearranged? she can't handle it.
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
cherri unquestionably cries when pentious fucks her. she's used to being either a) on top, b) in control, or c) drunk/high off her mind. being none of those things AND getting her guts rearranged? she can't handle it.
also? charlie/pentious. pentlie? rainbowsnake? (i hate that last one, rainbowsnake is already an unrelated tag)
i think they'd cuddle on the couch and have it very gradually turn into sex. it'd be so sweet you'd get cavities watching it.
i think they'd cuddle on the couch and have it very gradually turn into sex. it'd be so sweet you'd get cavities watching it.
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
also? charlie/pentious. pentlie? rainbowsnake? (i hate that last one, rainbowsnake is already an unrelated tag)
i think they'd cuddle on the couch and have it very gradually turn into sex. it'd be so sweet you'd get cavities watching it.
i think they'd cuddle on the couch and have it very gradually turn into sex. it'd be so sweet you'd get cavities watching it.
the other thing i have is a public/free use kink and i wanna see cherri just get absolutely Railed in public. bend her over the hotel bar and fuck her up.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the other thing i have is a public/free use kink and i wanna see cherri just get absolutely Railed in public. bend her over the hotel bar and fuck her up.
did i make this account just to post about cherrisnake dubcon? maaayyybe
December 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
did i make this account just to post about cherrisnake dubcon? maaayyybe