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Kyran Crow
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24 | They/She/He | Gender-fluid Menace | Esoteric Weirdo | Media Enjoyer™️
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I wasn’t born to work a job I was born to gaze into the abyss and relay the truths it whispers to me
I wish existing wasn’t so embarrassing
February 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
There are few things in life that bring me as much singular joy as a new episode of Make Some Noise
February 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Playing Balatro as an alternative to checking myself into a psych ward
January 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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i don't know much
but I feel a lot ✶
January 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
*Twin Peaks Posting*
James: I need all the money from my bank account Ed

Ed: James you literally have $12

James: damn fuck I HAVE to bang this milf I guess
January 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Yeah I’m locked in 😎

I can’t get out of my own head let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out
January 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
(Watching Twin Peaks again)

Yes David you’re so right, evil does masquerade behind pleasantries and performative small talk
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Doing a Duolingo lesson so I can justify continuing my Balatro run
January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I wasn’t born to work a job I was born to gaze into the abyss and relay the truths it whispers to me
January 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s a weird day today. The calm before the storm.

Despite everything, I’ve never felt so motivated to get involved with my community.

The Resistance is nigh.
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why can’t there be a platonic way to make out with someone?
January 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Autism moment: gauging the displayed enjoyment of a thing other people seem to have so I can show a proportionate percentage of my own enjoyment.

Can’t be (seen) liking a thing too much now!
December 27, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I fucking love Source Engine dude. It feels like home ❤️
December 27, 2024 at 7:58 AM
There are few advertisements funnier than medication ads that do not ever mention what it is for. TAKE THIS PILL ITS $5!!!
December 23, 2024 at 8:54 AM
There are simply too many wolves inside me.
December 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Impulsively chopped off a bunch of my hair today. At first I thought I took too much off but now I think it might have been the right amount
December 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
What do you mean the “get stupid” juice I’ve been drinking every day has made me stupid? That makes no sense.
December 22, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I wish being perceived wasn’t so mortifying
December 21, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Shout-out snowy video games for giving me more winter vibes than the actual weather right now 😊 ☃️
December 21, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Is “sliding into dms” a real thing that every works/comes off as anything other than weird?
December 21, 2024 at 8:44 AM
What is up my fellow sane human beings! I’m so sane everyone always says so. My reality is extremely normal thank you for noticing
December 21, 2024 at 8:42 AM
DON’T DROP MICS

THEY’RE NOT FOR THAT

YOU WILL BREAK THEM
December 12, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Elden Ring but it’s the future and there’s a “dating app” for Empyreans to find consorts for their ascension to godhood
December 10, 2024 at 9:55 AM
I love thinking about how important of an invention soup was for humanity…
December 9, 2024 at 9:26 AM