You’d think at some point in my life I could take Redzilla for a spin, wouldn’t you?

I am pretty aggravated, not gonna lie. We have reported these bees here for WEEKS. The security people report it every time. Are the bees still here? Yes. Am I allergic to bee stings? Yes. #reds #seasonticketholder #bleachers

It doesn’t matter where I’m sitting. This little beastie looks good from every angle. #redzilla

That was worth sitting through fiery hot wet hell for. Go Reds

It’s not Redzilla, but the rooster race is entertaining. True story: we saw wild chickens today in Miami. Just walking around like they own the place. O

They need to bring back the OG Redzilla music. It would make me feel better.

I’m up behind the bleachers.

You cannot make this stuff up.

So unpleasant.

Hurry up, baby ‘zilla. It’s gonna storm.