Tootie's stuff is always great, so I advocate this notion.

I too love holding a babbu sized game console that contributes to the ever increasing severity of my carpal tunnel for the sake of it being able to fit inside my pocket

(But no, I legit agree with you. We need proper underpowered handhelds again)

I'm just waiting for her creators to officially come out and contradict the "She's 16" aspect of it so we have DeviantArt go into a low scale feud again, just like what happened with Shantae.

"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid" meets Xanatos Gambit.

Good job.

It was kind of a funny "haha I never noticed that" joke about 8 years ago when people first pointed it out, but now it's just a recurring meme that just needs to die with Big Chungus and Ugandan Knuckles.

I think most Thanksgiving discourse you'll find is if Canada or the United States has the correct day, so you're probably in the clear.

Die Hard takes place on Christmas, and while I can't speak about 2's plot point I distinctly remember 3 having nothing to do with Yuletide.

Therefore, Die Hard 1 isn't a Christmas movie, it's a Christmas episode. Very similar, usually has more leeway, but typically disqualified from the classics.

Everyone works to death or we all follow an iron clad schedule

Fucking

Choose ONE, Late Stage Capitalism.

Was this directed at me by chance

Because there's a lot of circumstances beyond that that I had to work around that kept me from leaving as early as I'd like.

But what if I want to vote for a third party?

(This joke probably would only land in the height of the console wars, but y'know.)

You don't need to ask me twice!

Loka and Kyrie are always on the table for lewd shenanigans ^^

The odds of having to perform CPR on a giraffe are very slim

But never 0