Kairyu
@kyroo.bsky.social
I play Pokémon slightly better than the average person
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Just saw a dog running through a field chasing a butterfly.
We’re gonna make it bros
We’re gonna make it bros
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just saw a dog running through a field chasing a butterfly.
We’re gonna make it bros
We’re gonna make it bros
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Having working ADHD meds is wild, like bruh stuff that was scary as hell before suddenly becomes so doable
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Having working ADHD meds is wild, like bruh stuff that was scary as hell before suddenly becomes so doable
My greatest contribution to the net good of the universe is that I was in charge of the shop today and my first decisive action was removing the “no dogs allowed sign”
ALL DOGS REQUIRED TO PAY PET TAX
ALL DOGS REQUIRED TO PAY PET TAX
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
My greatest contribution to the net good of the universe is that I was in charge of the shop today and my first decisive action was removing the “no dogs allowed sign”
ALL DOGS REQUIRED TO PAY PET TAX
ALL DOGS REQUIRED TO PAY PET TAX
I love monster orange creamsicle energy drink brrrrr
October 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love monster orange creamsicle energy drink brrrrr
Energy drinks are making me gayer istg
October 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Energy drinks are making me gayer istg
Why did I have to discover the mythbusters 24 hour stream when I need to sleep before work fksbdksndjdnsb
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why did I have to discover the mythbusters 24 hour stream when I need to sleep before work fksbdksndjdnsb
Maybe we’re gonna make it bros
September 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Maybe we’re gonna make it bros
Getting education in English is weird as fuck. It feels like switching from a great sub to a really weird and convoluted dub
September 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Getting education in English is weird as fuck. It feels like switching from a great sub to a really weird and convoluted dub
Working retail has radically lowered my standards. Today I felt like dobby getting a sock because I was allowed to pick the music we’d blast from our shitty speakers
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Working retail has radically lowered my standards. Today I felt like dobby getting a sock because I was allowed to pick the music we’d blast from our shitty speakers
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Day 291: Furret
It makes a nest to
suit its long and
skinny body. The nest is impossible
for other pokémon
to enter.
It makes a nest to
suit its long and
skinny body. The nest is impossible
for other pokémon
to enter.
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I feel like #megadragonite would cover his eyes with his head wings when he got scared and now I am living and breathing for this thought
July 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel like #megadragonite would cover his eyes with his head wings when he got scared and now I am living and breathing for this thought
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July 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Please make his shiny anything but that wretched green we got stuck with
July 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Please make his shiny anything but that wretched green we got stuck with
Glad to see my bot is finally starting to post peak
Day 169: Sliggoo
It drives away opponents by excreting a
sticky liquid that can dissolve anything.
Its eyes devolved, so it can’t see anything.
It drives away opponents by excreting a
sticky liquid that can dissolve anything.
Its eyes devolved, so it can’t see anything.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Glad to see my bot is finally starting to post peak
Annual reminder that it is your civic duty to shoot anyone who says “Saint Patty’s Day” People who say “Saint Paddy” may instead merely be shunned and made to suffer the indignity of wearing one of those foam green hats for eternity. Lá féile Pádraig oraibh! ☘️
March 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Annual reminder that it is your civic duty to shoot anyone who says “Saint Patty’s Day” People who say “Saint Paddy” may instead merely be shunned and made to suffer the indignity of wearing one of those foam green hats for eternity. Lá féile Pádraig oraibh! ☘️
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Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! You must celebrate the Irish today. Or we will find you
March 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! You must celebrate the Irish today. Or we will find you
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What the heck happened to me
December 7, 2024 at 1:31 PM
What the heck happened to me
Coded a lil bot that posts a random pokémon every day if anyone wants some daily pookeymens on their timelines as a balm now that #Twitter slash #x is finally in its death throes bsky.app/profile/kyro...
bsky.app
November 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Coded a lil bot that posts a random pokémon every day if anyone wants some daily pookeymens on their timelines as a balm now that #Twitter slash #x is finally in its death throes bsky.app/profile/kyro...
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it'd be cool if windows could figure out that me plugging in a dualsense doesn't mean it should be the new sound input AND output
November 5, 2024 at 4:36 AM
it'd be cool if windows could figure out that me plugging in a dualsense doesn't mean it should be the new sound input AND output
Happy international Irish cultural event that's now evolved to a point where all it does is traumatize dogs.
I like halloween but fuck fireworks
I like halloween but fuck fireworks
October 31, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Happy international Irish cultural event that's now evolved to a point where all it does is traumatize dogs.
I like halloween but fuck fireworks
I like halloween but fuck fireworks
Honestly as more people come over here it becomes increasingly clear that Twitter's only strength at this stage is the fact that it has a lingering userbase, the entire structure is rotten and its passengers are the only thing keeping it as above the water as one could claim it to be right now
October 20, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Honestly as more people come over here it becomes increasingly clear that Twitter's only strength at this stage is the fact that it has a lingering userbase, the entire structure is rotten and its passengers are the only thing keeping it as above the water as one could claim it to be right now