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Kzrppx
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📍Philly 🏳️‍🌈
41|Naked alt|thirst replies|local stuff|occasional shitpost

Please don’t repost my nudes 🙃
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I’m sorry that I’ve been thirst commenting under everyone’s #fcf posts. It will happen again.
Our roof started leaking this afternoon

2025 is really ending on a high note
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Happy last #fcf of the year on this, gay hockey show which I haven’t watched yet finale day
December 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s a festive #humpday for Christmas Eve because it’s a red jock, right?
December 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Happy #tummytuesday to anyone who wants to rub mine
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just got told that a decision will be coming by the beginning of January lmao the efficiency
Had my interview and now I just need to remember I can’t mentally check out of my current job until I hear back 🙃😬
It got rescheduled because the hiring manager got pulled into an emergency meeting 🥲🫠

(It’s for a promotion and in my old unit so I literally know the entire hiring panel)
December 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I only took 4 pictures because I like to live in the moment
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m trying really hard not to have the 12 Days of Christmas stuck in my head where day five is #fcf on repeat
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Someone break me in half for #humpday
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Now that I’ve been broken in half [therapeutically] I would like to be broken in half [sexually]
I hope my massage therapist breaks me in half today [therapeutically]
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hope my massage therapist breaks me in half today [therapeutically]
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
#fcf really makes my w/hole week
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My #humpday contribution
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One day I’ll make it to the Fishtown Queer Social
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Went to bed at 7pm last night and I’m still tired 😴
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My contribution to today’s #fcf discourse
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is there a back Friday special on #fcf or no?
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
For the 4th year in a row I am letting a Brazilian steakhouse do all the cooking and cleaning and
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
#humpday and a half day at work? Yes, sir
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
#fcf or something
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Has “Quiet, Piggy” already started showing up on fetish gear yet or no?
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What if we did #humpday outside?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me: Where are you at?
Him: At home
Me: and where’s home?
Him: PA. you?

🤦‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Had my interview and now I just need to remember I can’t mentally check out of my current job until I hear back 🙃😬
It got rescheduled because the hiring manager got pulled into an emergency meeting 🥲🫠

(It’s for a promotion and in my old unit so I literally know the entire hiring panel)
I have an interview in 20 minutes and I am *nauseous* about it
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Turns out we already had plans to be in Pittsburgh that weekend so guess not
Do I want to go on a men’s naked yoga retreat in Palm Springs in May? 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Happy #fcf, internet!
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM