El Babosa De Platano
@lababosadeplatano.bsky.social
Your garden's worst nightmare. Also, allergic to salty assholes. Totally not a refugee from Xitter.
Okay but James Carville probably shouldn't talk because I've seen healthier Stage 4 lung patients
I'M JUST SAYING DON'T TALK WHEN YOU'RE AN HOUR IN MAKEUP AWAY FROM AUDITIONING FOR THE CRYPTKEEPER
I'M JUST SAYING DON'T TALK WHEN YOU'RE AN HOUR IN MAKEUP AWAY FROM AUDITIONING FOR THE CRYPTKEEPER
March 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Okay but James Carville probably shouldn't talk because I've seen healthier Stage 4 lung patients
I'M JUST SAYING DON'T TALK WHEN YOU'RE AN HOUR IN MAKEUP AWAY FROM AUDITIONING FOR THE CRYPTKEEPER
I'M JUST SAYING DON'T TALK WHEN YOU'RE AN HOUR IN MAKEUP AWAY FROM AUDITIONING FOR THE CRYPTKEEPER
Honestly that's pretty much me every time I see him and then read the transcript of what he says.
There's absolutely nothing there that could not be more easily attributed to dementia or mad cow disease.
His brain very likely looks like very smooth swiss cheese.
There's absolutely nothing there that could not be more easily attributed to dementia or mad cow disease.
His brain very likely looks like very smooth swiss cheese.
March 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Honestly that's pretty much me every time I see him and then read the transcript of what he says.
There's absolutely nothing there that could not be more easily attributed to dementia or mad cow disease.
His brain very likely looks like very smooth swiss cheese.
There's absolutely nothing there that could not be more easily attributed to dementia or mad cow disease.
His brain very likely looks like very smooth swiss cheese.
Hey, I got a beef to pick with you.
When you made electric eels, you gave them shocky skin.
When you made humans, you gave them thumbs and bipedal locomotion.
When you made slugs, you made it so we had to act like Nancy Mace and slime everything we touched to go anywhere
Like WTAF man
When you made electric eels, you gave them shocky skin.
When you made humans, you gave them thumbs and bipedal locomotion.
When you made slugs, you made it so we had to act like Nancy Mace and slime everything we touched to go anywhere
Like WTAF man
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Hey, I got a beef to pick with you.
When you made electric eels, you gave them shocky skin.
When you made humans, you gave them thumbs and bipedal locomotion.
When you made slugs, you made it so we had to act like Nancy Mace and slime everything we touched to go anywhere
Like WTAF man
When you made electric eels, you gave them shocky skin.
When you made humans, you gave them thumbs and bipedal locomotion.
When you made slugs, you made it so we had to act like Nancy Mace and slime everything we touched to go anywhere
Like WTAF man
As in:
Yo, not even the flies from next door's compost pile of leaves are into Elon Musk's Xitter. That's toxic AF
Yo, not even the flies from next door's compost pile of leaves are into Elon Musk's Xitter. That's toxic AF
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
As in:
Yo, not even the flies from next door's compost pile of leaves are into Elon Musk's Xitter. That's toxic AF
Yo, not even the flies from next door's compost pile of leaves are into Elon Musk's Xitter. That's toxic AF
It's just pronounced "shitter".
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It's just pronounced "shitter".
Can I suggest something?
Maybe it was your can of SLUGGO IN THE GARDEN KEVIN
Yeah I said it
Maybe it was your can of SLUGGO IN THE GARDEN KEVIN
Yeah I said it
November 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Can I suggest something?
Maybe it was your can of SLUGGO IN THE GARDEN KEVIN
Yeah I said it
Maybe it was your can of SLUGGO IN THE GARDEN KEVIN
Yeah I said it
Oh, no no, that's clearly a whole-ass satire depicting the corporate world as utter and complete shitheads treating humans like garbage.
November 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Oh, no no, that's clearly a whole-ass satire depicting the corporate world as utter and complete shitheads treating humans like garbage.
No, those are on his black turtleneck
And also not snowflakes
And also not snowflakes
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 AM
No, those are on his black turtleneck
And also not snowflakes
And also not snowflakes
He's also the kind of dude who will sue you for stealing his chow mein beef.
Like dude just order another bowl of beef chow mein
Awooooo
No regrets
Like dude just order another bowl of beef chow mein
Awooooo
No regrets
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 AM
He's also the kind of dude who will sue you for stealing his chow mein beef.
Like dude just order another bowl of beef chow mein
Awooooo
No regrets
Like dude just order another bowl of beef chow mein
Awooooo
No regrets
...okay, so I don't want to be that licenoid that says "no shit, you twerp of a Gen Z" but NO SHIT YOU TWERP OF A GEN Z
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 AM
...okay, so I don't want to be that licenoid that says "no shit, you twerp of a Gen Z" but NO SHIT YOU TWERP OF A GEN Z
The Apprentice.
November 26, 2024 at 5:00 AM
The Apprentice.
Odd, I thought he was named after my worst nightmare, a hungry duck
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Odd, I thought he was named after my worst nightmare, a hungry duck
Our children, because they watched it with us and say "what is this boring-ass crap"
November 26, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Our children, because they watched it with us and say "what is this boring-ass crap"
I mean, I usually think of music lawyers as slimier than my cousin Chuck (he's got a glandular problem, not his fault) but on this one I think we gotta give it to them
November 26, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I mean, I usually think of music lawyers as slimier than my cousin Chuck (he's got a glandular problem, not his fault) but on this one I think we gotta give it to them
That shows approval of the post and yet somehow also the dislike of the subject
November 26, 2024 at 4:40 AM
That shows approval of the post and yet somehow also the dislike of the subject
I feel like there should be a "boo, evil bird eating innocent licenoids" thing to downvote
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I feel like there should be a "boo, evil bird eating innocent licenoids" thing to downvote
We call him the snail-ass bitch around here.
I mean, we can't see why but we've heard stories.
I mean, we can't see why but we've heard stories.
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 AM
We call him the snail-ass bitch around here.
I mean, we can't see why but we've heard stories.
I mean, we can't see why but we've heard stories.