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St. Nickmonjo 🎄
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Leech on society
Public Domain Winnie the Pooh movie but instead of Christopher Robin, it's Pete Davidson. Not playing Christopher, but playing as himself. Pooh thinks Pete is Christopher and its an action to get Pooh back to the 100 Acre Woods while hunted by a toy company. And only Pete can see Pooh is alive.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Being new to Linux as a daily driver is triggering my fight or flight response.

Wtf do you mean discord is running in an isolated sandbox and cant detect my game so I have to click a few more buttons to stream?

How tf do I install from a tar and why is everyone online so hostile when anyone asks?
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is the power play to really use Linux for desktop and a macbook? Have we just phased out Windows? What benefit does it serve?

Just moved my desktop to #Bazzite and have had zero issues (beside installation). I am thoroughly impressed but I have a new hurdle to learn. #linux #macos
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Creating a new college fraternity called cum cum cum cum
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Kinda wanna see a fist fight between congresspeople.

It can be pay-per-view and then we can fund the government that way
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My echo chamber is better than your echo chamber!!!

*Blocked*
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
November! The start of THANKSGIVING and not Christmas

I see some delish food in my future
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social out of context:

"We all kicked a pregnant woman" threw my brain in a loop until I figured it out 2 seconds later. 🤣

Now I want me some rare bananas

youtu.be/I9ZtvpBoXzI?...
I Ate the Extinct Banana (so you don't have to)
YouTube video by Hank Green
youtu.be
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Playing credit roulette where I randomize a SSN until it works
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Great time to find out who uses AWS if you're too much of a coward to use NSLookup
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Is bluesky big enough to consider "being horny on main" when you post content that would fit that description?
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
*mentally performing 5 teraflops worth of calculations in my brain to justify eating Oreos at 9 am*
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Why didn't frodo just eat the ring? Hobbits can digest anything
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Eating Halloween oreos on the couch like a dodo bird at 1 in the afternoon with no lunch got me tummy feeling all sorts of funny.

I'm ascending
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looking outside seeing people park their really nice cars on the street instead of the parking lot gives me great anxiety. The people who drive on this street are maniacs and you trust them not to hit your car??? The parking lot is free my dude!!
October 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Can Aliens just show up already? I need a distraction
September 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay but like what if- like imagine this- its like- its likee... Uhhh.. it's like the Damn Daniel... But like... Uhhh. It's like- like it's for a hat instead of shoe 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The English Monarchy cannot end. I need to see a stupid ass millennial name being a king/queen.

King Braighden I would be such a sucker punch to anyone trying to take it seriously
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I was doing a geography bee for Europe trying to name all the countries. I named all but one... I just need to remember the last one to Finnish the job.
September 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When you get to work and your badge still works 😣
September 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Mawwied 😊
September 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh just like how the metaverse (tm) was supposed to be huge? How's that doing?

Tiny startups make way better looking smart glasses than whatever the hell he's wearing
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 15
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me when I see #pixelart on my feed.
September 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hey. Stop scrolling. This is a stick up. Empty your pockets and fork over the like. I'm like super serious. I need that like more than you do.
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM