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Is he dead yet?
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
New saying whenever things get hard or expensive.

“better pull ourselves up by the billionaires necks”
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love how everyone is discovering the fun toxicities of Arsenic and Cadmium in the year of our Periodic Table 2025.
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We gotta start making wannabe public figures undergo stricter scrutiny.

I want a whole NFL Combine level examination of them.

Strip them down to their shorts and stand them on a box like the dogs at Westminster.

I want to hear them read aloud & they gotta adopt a cat from a local shelter.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'd sacrifice the whole career of 100; Joe Rogans, Jim Gaffigans, Bill Burrs, Kill Tonys for 30 minutes of Maria Bamford talking to dogs.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Asking an auto mechanic to weld feels like asking IT to solder.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dems need to redo the party voting practices.

No super delegates, financial transparency, and I want a golden boat to float me to Never Never Land while I'm asking for everything.

New party who dis?
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November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The biggest problem AI will solve that will change the world is wealth inequality and the only jobs it will "destroy" is billionaires.

That's my utopia and there's no 1%s allowed in it.
October 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If it doesn't come from the Molotov region of Russia it's just a sparkling firebomb
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October 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Making awards for billionaires is so stupid.

Like a peasant made a tapestry of how cool the dragon that burned his village alive.

What a bunch of Quisling suck-ups. It's pathetic.

THE BILLIONAIRE ISN'T THE HERO
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October 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Evolution can't do much for early onset brain damage, otherwise we'd have a variety of thick-necked, loud-crying babies you just CAN'T shake quiet.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Stephen Miller looks like if they pulled the overcooked Joesph Goebbel clone from the ‘American Psycho eduction vat’ too late.
October 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
When a cult leader dies the organization collapses into ruin and jail cells.
September 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
a failure in leadership should carry the highest penalties.
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September 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
None of the Big Corporations care about the United States.

They care about the US Dollar and extracting it with no regard to ethics, the environment, or society.
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September 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If ANYONE should have a late night PBS show for adults it’s Kyle Kinane.

He’s so good he should be tax exempt like a Pope or the Girl Scouts.
September 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
After this Friday I’m glad I got tickets to see Jordan Jensen.

Got stuck working a bitch of a 12 hour day and all I wanna do is relax and forget about how tired I am.
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Good chicken at the company cookout today!
September 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Trying to use military like local police on a national level is the most boomer shit left to see.

Flunkies make the worst leaders and that's all the Republican Party is.
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September 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Human society has got me so fucking miserable feeling.

I want to burn the land and pour poison into the oceans.

I hope for a final plague to eradicate everyone and everything.

The uselessness of it all and the disgusting lazy chaos strips me of kindness and empathy.
It feels like swallowing venom
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August 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If a boss made me do a parade for him with my coworkers for his birthday I would be adding a notch to the handle.

That'd be some type of special type of idiocy and I'm not even a trained soldier.

Imagine demanding active troops learn a little dance for your birthday. how pathetic for trump
June 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The capitalists are the ones trying to use AI which is why it sucks and is trying to replace art and hobbies for money.

Until AI is being used to free individuals from menial, repetitive, onerous tasks (near co$t) it's just a garbage toy a creepy corpo is using to spy on, and steal from everyone.
June 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Shop locally.

Assassinate globally.

One love.

ACAB
June 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My brain 💯told me it was Saturday this morning.

I was wondering why the M-F alarm was going off?
Smiling to myself like a fool as the crushing weight of this Fucking Friday hits me in the back of the skull.
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May 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM