Emma
@labsplaining.bsky.social
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professional lab rat | hobby artist | anxious bean She/Her. Married to @pseudochamp.bsky.social
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Did someone say art?

Just finished this 9x12" pencil drawing of Tom Morello.

Winsor & Newton graphite pencils on Strathmore 400 series drawing paper.

📷 Milan Risky/Shutterstock (from Tom Morello's Twitter feed a few years back)
A finished pencil drawing of Tom Morello, yelling, with one fist in the air and the other holding his guitar, which is flipped up to show a sign on the back that says "Fuck Trump".

The drawing is laying on a wooden drawing table, surrounded by some of the pencils, blending tortillons, and erasers that I used to complete it.
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Thanks!

This was across a brightly-lit parking lot, so the zoom and crop are doing a lot of heavy lifting - I love that phone cameras are able to do this reasonably well! 😊
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Sunset here was like an hour ago 😳
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I *frequently* want to order from this place for lunch, but it is admittedly way too much food for lunch and @pseudochamp.bsky.social keeps voting against it

So we stopped in for dinner

Finally 😆
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Well, not NO sense of smell, just bad enough that I wouldn't trust her to detect a gas leak 😉
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You have no sense of smell though 😂
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Aaaaand an instructor from another department just came to my office to ask about this, so it's definitely not just me
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You know it's flame test week in chemistry when your allergies/sinuses are trying to murder you, but you can STILL smell natural gas in the hallway outside of the lab.

(This is one of the few things that I'll actually interrupt a lab for, because gas leaks are bad, mmkay? 😬)
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Fair! I would definitely do it anyway if I was allergic 😆
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Oh my, what a beautiful cat, though! Those eyes!!
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Our homecoming is this weekend, so it's Spirit Week. Today's theme is "decades", but I couldn't find any further description or instructions, so... How's this?:
Me, wearing a Candlebox concert T-shirt with a skull and lightning bolt on it, and a gray cardigan
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My deepest apologies 😢
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He'd probably allow it - he's a pretty social/friendly cat!
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Lol, I should have said this should only be attempted with a cat you can trust and who consents to you invading their tummy space 😂
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Look at that magnificent tummy - so perfect for smooshing!! 😻
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It really is, and also deeply satisfying
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I am extremely good at making stuff out of other stuff. MacGyvering solutions to problems, if you will.
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He's very proud of it (as he should be!)
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I know everything is terrible, but have you ever smooshed your face into the fluffy belly of a very purry cat and just, like, held it there for a bit?

Instant mood boost (provided you're not allergic, ofc).

The belly in question:
Max, a big tabby cat, laying belly up on a green blanket.
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Reading this makes me tired, but also super excited for you and you definitely should not shut up about it

(I on the other hand went to two shows one week apart and I fear I will never recover 😂)
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I made 50% shade fabric covers to put over them (they're in wire cages bc one got girdled by rabbits & we had to replace it; makes a nice frame for covers), and we've been working to remove grass and add more plants nearby to provide shade and break up the soil. It's just a very slow process.
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About 5.5 years, but they don't look it.

We have very poor rocky clay soil, and I think they've struggled to grow deep roots. Between that & trying to get them adequately shaded from scorching afternoon sun, they haven't grown much.

Hoping some changes we made this year will help 🤞
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So what you're saying is you need a hefty bonk to the head that ensures at least 9 hours of sleep.... 🤔