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Lacey Beach 🪨 🏝️
@laceybeach.bsky.social
Pastafarian, veggie gardener and dedicated cavy slave.
Neutral good.
Flexterian.
No preferred pronouns.
Furballs come first!
I first greet my guinea pigs, then my partner.
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Now I realize I miss living near Indonesian or Turkish neighbors. These neighbors are just too damn Dutch and probably all eat instant meals. (Shouldn't complain about that, overcooked potatoes, greens and meats are no picnic anyway)
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Awww! 😻
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Good day to have video-download plugins.
*downloads video*
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Yeah, making deals with baddies sucks, but at least he's not turned into a silly little fly.
Though, helping the world to end is not a good look either...
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Or maybe Alastor made a deal with Santa?
No, not that he wrote the name wrong, but he may actually want Santa to come deliver gifts to the Hotel to impress Charlie (and piss off Lucifer)
Alastor has to dress up as elf but he makes the best of it by trying to corrupt Santa little by little.
January 6, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Alastor: 50 Shades of Bitchin' 😼
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 AM
shit, get well soon. 🙀
January 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
No person in this series is all good or all bad. I like how much Stella is like Andre except less scheming. No real difference between those two.
People who can't see nuances miss a lot of the story. Sucks for them.
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I love the mantra of "not my circus not my monkeys".
But it's indeed a terrible challenge to know when to detach.
It's not easy, but it sometimes helps to see it from a third perspective?
Maybe?
(Just a 2 cents from a random total idiot)
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh holy forking shirt!
I LOVE how perfect your username is and how I'm indeed interested in such posts!!!
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tnx, it has been a long time since a regular webcomic made me laugh out loud.
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Those rich fucktards are are also the same who use overpriced (and probably overrated) art as a money laundering scheme.
They even see it as an art in itself.
It's like they make their own parody and are too good at that ironically.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If so, then it's telling how it did work on Val for a little while. Either because he's not as high in brain capacity as other overlords or because of his eyesight and probably because of both. 😏
December 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No painful squeaks yet? Yeah that sounds like he's in a better state than my poor boy Loki was back then. A hopeful sounding doctor also sounds like a good sign. I wish him well, hoping he'll be walking and peeing around like nothing bad ever happened.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh shit I hope that's not a stone in his urethra? Those are hard to treat.
We once had a boy who passed on from it because it took so long to treat he got too weak. If it's so, then it's probably best to go for stone breaking treatments. Hope he gets well.
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I often have the best conversations with animals. Their candor is so comforting.
Sometimes I miss having cats around. But guinea pigs are often alike and even more chatty
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Oh holy forking shirtballs... 🙀
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Me and my partner are very happy to have a no-family Holidays. It's so peaceful!
Hope you have a peaceful Holidays as well.
Don't do things you don't want. It's YOUR life and yours alone.
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM