Tolkien Obsessive
@lachwen.bsky.social
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She/her. Husband, two cats, existential dread. Bad at social media.
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lachwen.bsky.social
The current bid is now high enough that the website is expressing it in scientific notation.
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timbers.com
A legendary player, golden in green 💛💚

Forever part of Portland’s story 👏
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lachwen.bsky.social
I mean, yeah. It's an LLM. Those things are programmed to tell you what an answer to your query is *likely to sound like,* not what the answer to your query *is.*
lachwen.bsky.social
Our cats Tevvy ONLY ever chases his tail while in the bathtub.

I dont pretend to understand it but I love it.
lachwen.bsky.social
Just picked up this workbench from a garage sale for ten bucks.
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chucktingle.bsky.social
you should buckaroo. it took an unfathomably infinite amount of variables to bring you to this exact moment over trillions and trillions of years you are the end result of mind bending cosmic rarity and you wield that radiant uniqueness through everything that you do
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meidastouch.com
well that escalated quickly
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nhloutofcontext.bsky.social
Just a friendly reminder that the preseason only matters when your team wins.
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theserfstv.bsky.social
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
lachwen.bsky.social
My grandmother loved to garden. She was always happiest when she was out in the yard, tending to her plants. So when she passed three years ago and I was asked if I wanted anything of hers, I requested a hardy plant that could be brought down here and put into my own yard.

Still blooming, Gramma. ❤️
A bright pink dahlia flower in dappled sunlight, with other plants visible in the background.
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toddedillard.bsky.social
I honestly love it when writers talk about writing like “when I write I put God on a donkey the size of a roller rink and I thread his beard with McDonald’s receipts” like what but I love it but what
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garrykerls.bsky.social
Boat: Welcome aboard

Plane: Thank you for flying with us

Train: Hey, soul sister
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swordscomic.bsky.social
The difference between asking an AI to fix your problems and a Witch is that the Witch is real
lachwen.bsky.social
I won a donation prize from #SGDQ 2024 and it finally arrived today! And since it was signed I OF COURSE looked up the artist and she's from my old hometown???? Thank you @marlowedobbe.com and thank you Prize Wizard!
A framed painting of Bowzer in his MarioKart vehicle on a red background.
lachwen.bsky.social
Husband harvested the jalapeños from our plant and had enough to make exactly one bottle of hot sauce. Made with smoked garlic, peach and balsamic vinegar. Even as someone who doesn't really like spicy stuff I gotta say this is damn tasty.
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merriam-webster.com
Only true 90s kids will know that 'nostalgia' is a combination of words meaning "homecoming" + "pain."
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"!
Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective.

#TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨
lachwen.bsky.social
"Somewhere in Nevada..."
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boghuma.bsky.social
There is a massive walk out at the CDC by staff unfolding right now. It is NECESSARY. I stand in solidarity with my CDC colleagues. standing up for science and public health. It is a moral imperative.
lachwen.bsky.social
We decided it was time to pull the fennel plant. So of course I had my husband pose with it like a stereotypical "man with fish" profile picture.
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jhnenvee.bsky.social
On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that there’s other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also… people? #dragoncon