In my opinion, Jed's French girlfriend (Mademoiselle Denise) could have been a recurring character, but Granny should have found out that her granpappy spoke Louisianan French and taught her the language without Granny connecting the dots. That could have been fun!
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In my opinion, Jed's French girlfriend (Mademoiselle Denise) could have been a recurring character, but Granny should have found out that her granpappy spoke Louisianan French and taught her the language without Granny connecting the dots. That could have been fun!
*bumps into you on “accident” (but actually it's because I want to be near to you)*
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
*bumps into you on “accident” (but actually it's because I want to be near to you)*
The song Golden Brown is about hashbrowns, and no one is going to convince me otherwise.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The song Golden Brown is about hashbrowns, and no one is going to convince me otherwise.
Oomfies keep oomfing on my oomf 🎤😺
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oomfies keep oomfing on my oomf 🎤😺
It's important to have Gwen and be Gwen on this merry Gwensday.
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It's important to have Gwen and be Gwen on this merry Gwensday.
It would mean a lot to me if you could help my oomf.
I was unable to meet my goal last month so this month I am aiming for $120. any help is greatly appreciated, I love you all! mwah 💋
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It would mean a lot to me if you could help my oomf.
Why does falling asleep feel like a defeat, just as much as waking up does?
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Why does falling asleep feel like a defeat, just as much as waking up does?
Not only does every conversation and simple oral exchange feel like a defensive battle, it feels unwinnable, with lasting consequences every time.
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Not only does every conversation and simple oral exchange feel like a defensive battle, it feels unwinnable, with lasting consequences every time.
*starts every conversation with “You there! What year is this?!” or some variation thereon*
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*starts every conversation with “You there! What year is this?!” or some variation thereon*
Gwoomfie is kind of my nom de guerre.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Gwoomfie is kind of my nom de guerre.
Oomfsequences will never be the samefie
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oomfsequences will never be the samefie
I'm sooo inside of sane!
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm sooo inside of sane!
Trying to explain something to Gwen:
Picture a pizza for kitty.
Picture a pizza for kitty.
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trying to explain something to Gwen:
Picture a pizza for kitty.
Picture a pizza for kitty.
We hebben de kat gekocht🥰/Wir haben die Katze gekocht😱
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We hebben de kat gekocht🥰/Wir haben die Katze gekocht😱
Oomf is a dirty jackal.
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oomf is a dirty jackal.
Reposted by Gwen🏳️⚧️
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Henceforth, I will be acting more like my hero, Master Shake, and the tenets he has set forth.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Henceforth, I will be acting more like my hero, Master Shake, and the tenets he has set forth.
I burnt my thumb :(
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I burnt my thumb :(
Reposted by Gwen🏳️⚧️
still $20 away from my goal for the month and I'm going to have to start thinking about december soon. any help would be appreciated
with the uncertainty of snap benefits and the strain on food banks I know everyone is struggling rn. my food bank didn't have any staple items like rice or beans, so I'm trying to raise $150 for groceries to make it thru the month. any help would be greatly appreciated
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
still $20 away from my goal for the month and I'm going to have to start thinking about december soon. any help would be appreciated
I don't get the point of those Rorschach images — why not just look at regular pornography?
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don't get the point of those Rorschach images — why not just look at regular pornography?
Hey, oomfies! Have any of you played the games Keep Driving, or Deadbolt? What did you think of them?
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hey, oomfies! Have any of you played the games Keep Driving, or Deadbolt? What did you think of them?
They should make people use their first cellphone for the rest of their life.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They should make people use their first cellphone for the rest of their life.
If I had a girlfriend, I would make fun of her for being into me.
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
If I had a girlfriend, I would make fun of her for being into me.
Oomf the oomfs with oomfs of oomfies! Oomfie-oomfie-oomf oomfie oomfie!
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Oomf the oomfs with oomfs of oomfies! Oomfie-oomfie-oomf oomfie oomfie!
Hello women and various life forms.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Hello women and various life forms.