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Laconic Pineapple 🏳️‍🌈
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Probably not three raccoons in a trench coat.
Currently alive.
I got this box of Bloomburrow intending to make Limited decks we could play.

Then Magic went all crossovers & I lost a lot of enthusiasm for the game.

On one hand, I like it as an artefact on the table, on the other it’s not a set I have a strong connection to so maybe I should just open it up…
December 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Interrupted Erik while he was having a bath
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
In true Leith style, what Erik needed to get back to himself was a healthy dose of opiates
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Having not eaten since Wednesday, Erik is once again in the hospital.

He’s on fluids to help with his dehydration (from lack of food) and is being monitored overnight.
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We got Erik home yesterday evening.

He’s still a little under the weather and is on four different lots of meds but he’s getting there.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Erik update - we got to spend nearly an hour with him this afternoon. He’s much more like himself, snuggling, hopping around, curious and above all else, hungry for treats.

Still monitoring his levels, but he’s going to be moved out of ICU shortly and could be home in a few days.
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
All the non-Max fans right now
a man in a suit and tie says " i just want to tell you both good luck "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " i just want to tell you both good luck "
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Erik update: he's responding to meds, potassium and sodium levels getting back to normal. There are still kidney concerns but they're probably manageable.

He has a mass in his bladder.
Maybe cancer.

It might be a case of months, not years - but they'll be the best damn months ever, for him and us.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Erik is in the vets, a week after his brother was (unrelated).

I just want him to be OK.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I miss Xaves :(

Please hug all of your pets tightly for me. I had him for 14 years and it still wasn't enough.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We lost Xavier today. Already miss him so much.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"DPD actually deliver a package instead of claiming no one was in and fucking off without even buzzing door" Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So Magic's new set is 'Avatar: the Last Airbender' themed and all I know about the lore is that when we watched it @magsthepirate.bsky.social got angry when I kept sniggering each time they said "bender"
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Watching the new Frankenstein when your office is located in old town Edinburgh
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Always fun seeing ex-QA bud Tony Metcalfe on the MacMillan TV ads.

Lovely guy, and dude’s making a real difference.
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Three things in life are certain;

Death
Taxes
The Vengabus is coming
October 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Farmer Was Replaced scratches that puzzle-solving ‘how do I do this’ itch of coding without worrying about frippery like theme or story or “relatable characters”.
Just optimisation via (mostly) Python.
Lovely.
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Vengabus is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when the party is starting.
October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The other good part is that H from Steps isn’t going to be caught in the crossfire any more.
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Fair play to Celebrity Traitors, I have heard of over half the cast.
October 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ve had some miss-cut books before, but nothing to this extent.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Very sad to hear that Patrica Routledge has kicked the bouquet
October 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I refuse to believe it until I see a Limmy post.
August 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM