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Ok who broke the timeline...
Oooh I get it, its avengers: doomsday because in real life were dooooooooomed
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Now this, this is pod racing
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I love how despite being dead for several hundred years Nostradamus keeps releasing new prophecies
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Copilot is like a virus

I'm glad im now 100% linux now and not using any Microsoft products
January 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
*me updating on social media that I'm enjoying a bottle of red wine*

Friend: oooh whats the occasion?

Me: Occasion?
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I'm working in a kitchen as chef and someone put the meat on the top shelf which is hard to get and dinner service starts soon

The steaks have never been higher
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Dear lord thats some good TV

#TheTraitorsUK
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Recruiters be like "Hot IT candidates in your area"
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
The current storyline on earth kinda jumped the shark and launched into deep space
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I just realised, this is the bad place and or upside down
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
You're all I can think of

Every slop I think up

You're my micro slop, my little micro slop (yeah, yeah)
January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The year is 2030

Aliens arrive

They find everyone on earth is in debt

Planet earth is in debt

They leave, completely confused
January 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I think we should continue with CorrieDale but keep adding soaps, start a soap cinematic universe.

Like add EastEnders next for CorrieDaleEnders

#CorrieDale
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Legend of Mir was my first MMO, it was and still is amazing to me
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
For me 2025 was the year I moved completely away from Windows

Long live Linux
December 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Start as you mean to go on

That's why at midnight for new years I'm gonna be drunk
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Can't wait to hear the new predictions for 2026 from people who died a long time ago

Amazing they keep releasing new predictions
December 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Things that may happen in 2026:

- AI bubble bursts
- AI bubble continues expanding
- World leader dies in office
- Something Something aliens
- some stupid war
- global economic downturn
- rich get richer
- poor get poorer
- some climate catastrophe
- people in power fuck shit up even more
December 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You know suspension of disbelief is ment for fictional work and not real life....you know that right......right?
December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Clearly Titanic is a christmas movie, why else is it on every Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Dear LinkedIn People

Take the fucking day off

Sincerely Society
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Proud to announce my new movie, its a modern telling of A Christmas Carol.

A politician is visited by 3 normal people telling him not to be a cunt
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Merry Merrymass
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Wow its amazing how a being with infinite knowledge and infinite power agrees with you be a total evil dickhead

Colour....me....fucking....surprised
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Follow me for life improvement advice

For example, do you go to mass? Read the bible instead and you no longer have to go, no new stories have been released in quite a while
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM