Colleen Evanson
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Colleen Evanson
@ladiefantastic.bsky.social
Silly goose on the loose. Emmy losing TV writer: Prep & Landing, Monsters At Work, DuckTales. Maker of The X Files Abridged on Vine (remember Vine?! RIP): https://youtu.be/JsWozK3Z0Vc?si=UwdT9TgHV-NCCOz9
Hulk Smashed…
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A Haiku

This is my cat Val
She is a sleek house panther
Who shows her butthole
#caturday
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I didn’t mean to take a “tasteful nipple” pic of my cat Val, and yet here we are…
February 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Palisades Fire is trying to come over the hill but SHE IS NOT INVITED
January 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I’m just a blue dot, standing in front of 5 wildfires asking them to chill the F out…
January 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Getting very tired of living through unprecedented events. Thankfully safe from fires but my view is giving End Times.
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
She’s beauty
She’s grace
I booped her tongue
Sticking out her face
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Director of The Great British Baking Show holiday episode: “Hey, is it SUPER OBVIOUS that we’re actually shooting this in the summer?”

Art Department worker who definitely didn’t buy enough spray paint for the background trees and clearly doesn’t give a shit: “Nah!”
December 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
You know the scene in BIG when Tom Hanks turns back into a boy and the leading lady sees it happen? I think about her all the time. Like she slept with a minor and had NO IDEA. WTF kind of psychological warfare is that, Zoltar?!?!
December 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
The moment I got 14 catches in a row while playing Cup and Ball. Eagerly awaiting my call up to the Olympics no matter how many times you tell me that’s not a thing, Dad!
December 14, 2024 at 5:11 PM
This is the most suspicious looking tampon dispenser I’ve ever seen
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Found an old email listing all the shows my husband & I watched in the thick of the pandemic and the total number begs the question:

Impressive binge watching skillz or absolute sociopaths? You decide!
Receipts below (btw 1 = 1 season).
December 10, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Me: *about to get up*

My cat Hela: *sits on my lap, takes adorable nap*

Me: *uses this as an excuse to not move and test the true limits of the human bladder*
December 8, 2024 at 6:54 AM
All he does all day is go on my Christmas tree zip line
#ITYSL
December 6, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Just partying thru the apocalypse, nbd
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I can haz hostile work environment
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Be ungovernable- like the time I bought a new ice cream flavor and after eating it realized it was actually for dogs but finished the whole thing anyway. That’s what that means, right?
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and that isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Had a weird benign growth on my leg removed, feeling cute!
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Posting these thirst traps for my cat, she’s single but not looking for anything serious
November 26, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I can’t remember the name of a person I just met but I’ll never forget there’s an arrow in the FedEx logo
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
In honor of #Silo season 2 airing, here’s a side by side comparison of me doing my best Juliette pose after being told I looked like the main character.
November 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Just finished laundry, sure hope I folded this thing correctly
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 AM
That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about?
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Don’t want to get up in the morning? Get a cat who enjoys sleeping on your legs so much that the mere thought of displacing her gives you crippling anxiety!
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM