Colleen Evanson
@ladiefantastic.bsky.social
Silly goose on the loose. Emmy losing TV writer: Prep & Landing, Monsters At Work, DuckTales. Maker of The X Files Abridged on Vine (remember Vine?! RIP): https://youtu.be/JsWozK3Z0Vc?si=UwdT9TgHV-NCCOz9
Hulk Smashed…
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hulk Smashed…
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I didn’t mean to take a “tasteful nipple” pic of my cat Val, and yet here we are…
February 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I didn’t mean to take a “tasteful nipple” pic of my cat Val, and yet here we are…
The Palisades Fire is trying to come over the hill but SHE IS NOT INVITED
January 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The Palisades Fire is trying to come over the hill but SHE IS NOT INVITED
I’m just a blue dot, standing in front of 5 wildfires asking them to chill the F out…
January 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m just a blue dot, standing in front of 5 wildfires asking them to chill the F out…
Getting very tired of living through unprecedented events. Thankfully safe from fires but my view is giving End Times.
January 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Getting very tired of living through unprecedented events. Thankfully safe from fires but my view is giving End Times.
She’s beauty
She’s grace
I booped her tongue
Sticking out her face
She’s grace
I booped her tongue
Sticking out her face
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
She’s beauty
She’s grace
I booped her tongue
Sticking out her face
She’s grace
I booped her tongue
Sticking out her face
Director of The Great British Baking Show holiday episode: “Hey, is it SUPER OBVIOUS that we’re actually shooting this in the summer?”
Art Department worker who definitely didn’t buy enough spray paint for the background trees and clearly doesn’t give a shit: “Nah!”
Art Department worker who definitely didn’t buy enough spray paint for the background trees and clearly doesn’t give a shit: “Nah!”
December 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Director of The Great British Baking Show holiday episode: “Hey, is it SUPER OBVIOUS that we’re actually shooting this in the summer?”
Art Department worker who definitely didn’t buy enough spray paint for the background trees and clearly doesn’t give a shit: “Nah!”
Art Department worker who definitely didn’t buy enough spray paint for the background trees and clearly doesn’t give a shit: “Nah!”
You know the scene in BIG when Tom Hanks turns back into a boy and the leading lady sees it happen? I think about her all the time. Like she slept with a minor and had NO IDEA. WTF kind of psychological warfare is that, Zoltar?!?!
December 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
You know the scene in BIG when Tom Hanks turns back into a boy and the leading lady sees it happen? I think about her all the time. Like she slept with a minor and had NO IDEA. WTF kind of psychological warfare is that, Zoltar?!?!
The moment I got 14 catches in a row while playing Cup and Ball. Eagerly awaiting my call up to the Olympics no matter how many times you tell me that’s not a thing, Dad!
December 14, 2024 at 5:11 PM
The moment I got 14 catches in a row while playing Cup and Ball. Eagerly awaiting my call up to the Olympics no matter how many times you tell me that’s not a thing, Dad!
This is the most suspicious looking tampon dispenser I’ve ever seen
December 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
This is the most suspicious looking tampon dispenser I’ve ever seen
Found an old email listing all the shows my husband & I watched in the thick of the pandemic and the total number begs the question:
Impressive binge watching skillz or absolute sociopaths? You decide!
Receipts below (btw 1 = 1 season).
Impressive binge watching skillz or absolute sociopaths? You decide!
Receipts below (btw 1 = 1 season).
December 10, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Found an old email listing all the shows my husband & I watched in the thick of the pandemic and the total number begs the question:
Impressive binge watching skillz or absolute sociopaths? You decide!
Receipts below (btw 1 = 1 season).
Impressive binge watching skillz or absolute sociopaths? You decide!
Receipts below (btw 1 = 1 season).
Me: *about to get up*
My cat Hela: *sits on my lap, takes adorable nap*
Me: *uses this as an excuse to not move and test the true limits of the human bladder*
My cat Hela: *sits on my lap, takes adorable nap*
Me: *uses this as an excuse to not move and test the true limits of the human bladder*
December 8, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Me: *about to get up*
My cat Hela: *sits on my lap, takes adorable nap*
Me: *uses this as an excuse to not move and test the true limits of the human bladder*
My cat Hela: *sits on my lap, takes adorable nap*
Me: *uses this as an excuse to not move and test the true limits of the human bladder*
Just partying thru the apocalypse, nbd
December 5, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Just partying thru the apocalypse, nbd
I can haz hostile work environment
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I can haz hostile work environment
Be ungovernable- like the time I bought a new ice cream flavor and after eating it realized it was actually for dogs but finished the whole thing anyway. That’s what that means, right?
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Be ungovernable- like the time I bought a new ice cream flavor and after eating it realized it was actually for dogs but finished the whole thing anyway. That’s what that means, right?
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and that isn’t a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy and that isn’t a selfie
Had a weird benign growth on my leg removed, feeling cute!
November 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Had a weird benign growth on my leg removed, feeling cute!
Posting these thirst traps for my cat, she’s single but not looking for anything serious
November 26, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Posting these thirst traps for my cat, she’s single but not looking for anything serious
I can’t remember the name of a person I just met but I’ll never forget there’s an arrow in the FedEx logo
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I can’t remember the name of a person I just met but I’ll never forget there’s an arrow in the FedEx logo
In honor of #Silo season 2 airing, here’s a side by side comparison of me doing my best Juliette pose after being told I looked like the main character.
November 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
In honor of #Silo season 2 airing, here’s a side by side comparison of me doing my best Juliette pose after being told I looked like the main character.
Just finished laundry, sure hope I folded this thing correctly
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Just finished laundry, sure hope I folded this thing correctly
That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about?
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 AM
That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about?
Don’t want to get up in the morning? Get a cat who enjoys sleeping on your legs so much that the mere thought of displacing her gives you crippling anxiety!
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Don’t want to get up in the morning? Get a cat who enjoys sleeping on your legs so much that the mere thought of displacing her gives you crippling anxiety!