Wonder Woman needs her lasso to make men tell the truth. But if you want honesty you can just hand them a microphone…

#standupcomedy

I walked outside today & a construction worker immediately held up his beer & patted on the trunk of his car for me to join him 👷‍♂️🍺 He called me pretty & said it wasn’t poisoned 👀

DRUNK ROCKY HORROR comes out TONIGHT 👄🥂

Tune in on YouTube @drunkladyy for the LIVE PREMIERE at 7 PM PT and join our live chat 💃💋

DRUNK ROCKY HORROR PREMIERES TOMORROW 🥂💋 Tune into @drunkladyy on YouTube at 7 PM PT & join our watch party 💃 We’ll be LIVE CHATTING so TTYL XOXO 💛

#drunkrockyhorror #rockyhorrorpictureshow

Someone left their sticky bra in my Lyft

Ocean Eyes 🌊 #billieeilish #coversong