She also asked him to look up the hotel and approve it for her and the car.

In that moment I realized, I have been alone so long, I will never be capable of being in a relationship again.

I actually resented her for asking her husband anything.

This is our trip. He doesn't get a say🤨.

Wait. There are consensual deepfakes?

My panic room has a toilet in it.

I like to use my space efficiently.

Spoke too soon.

I know 🫤, and I sincerely apologize.

Don't worry. I won't be subjecting anyone to me tonight.

Sorry friends. I can't feign enthusiasm today🙁

That image is cropped. It doesn't tell the whole story. If you zoom out on that scene, it's actually a post-apocalyptic wasteland caused by everyone dying or leaving because the infrastructure that provided food, water, shelter, healthcare, collapsed once all the workers were deported or left.

Dammit! It didn't work.

Gimme a sec, I'll try the spell again.

Can we make that joke up until the 31st? Cuz I started last week.

Water. He's vetoed water.

He's a fucking cartoon villain at this point.

I miss News Radio Joe Rogan 🫤

Wake up! You fell asleep on the keyboard again.

Dude. Not sure if you know this but you posted a blank skeet.

His medal is a neck pillow